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yeah dude that's crispin!
crispin by tom March 29, 2005
Person, deamon

6'11
275 pds.
Completly Black eyes
slicked back black hair
Black jeans
controls elements
dam Crimsin's cool
Crimsin by Crimsin January 8, 2004

Crumpin Off 

The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough for a stall you’re too good to be Crumpin Off
Did you hear dean was Crumpin Off?”

Yeah dude was beating his dick at the urinal.”
Crumpin Off by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018
THE REAL SOYBOY, HE IS THE SHORTEST PERSON YOU Will EVER MEET AND VERY WIDE AND LARGE JUST VERY LARGE AND HAS A VERY KIND HEART KAPPA
LOOK AT THE CHINA WALL ITS ALMOST AS BIG AS "Crispin" POGGERS
Crispin by ISMASHEDurMOMcrispin December 13, 2021

John Crispin Restoles 

A status of an employee where in you are having a SKILL allowances already yet you are still receiving NIGHT
DIFFERENTIALS. Another term for an action of going out of the production floor without permission
just to scan and snipe thick pearly shells.

A state of condition where you are confused with your gender.
Ex: Don't be a john crispin restoles attitude or else you will not have a girlfriend and later on realized that you are a miss UNIVERSE instead! Darna!
John Crispin Restoles by Kuya Jay October 24, 2019

crimping 

A genre of music invented by The Mighty Boosh which involves improving about situations in a way similar to rap without actual music.

Famous example include The Soup Song, Trapped in Cabinets and Eels.
The crimping competition last night was amazing, Daniel really pulled off that song about llama tennis.
crimping by Adam Smythe December 28, 2007