shit crime scene

when shit smears your toilet after flushing, like the bloody mess at a crime scene

look at the shit crime scene i made in the toilet!

by captain shitastic July 27, 2016

i could commit crimes with those eyes

you watched the new cody ko video "mom roasts her son's flirting" and are just as confused as sir ko here.

'hey baby your so fine i could commit crimes with those eyes'.... "what does that even mean fuckface, leave me alone"

by elkie June 23, 2021

crime allowance

When a corrupt authoritative high ranking or low ranking official of any governmental, state, or private institution or organization grants certain people, for whatever reason, the permission to commit crimes and get away with them.

An example of a crime allowance refers to how some authorities may turn their heads on the crimes committed by a rich person if that particular authority figure knows there may be a monetary incentive from which he/she may benefit from. Another example would be the authorities providing gangs or the enemies of a person they want to assasinate, military weaponry that would otherwise be illegal for the assailants to have in their possession under state and federsl law, however, they are allowed to use these weapons to commit murder but are not prosecuted for their crimes because of the connections they have with corrupt members of a police force or military branch.

by Candy Pumpkin June 28, 2017

crimble crumble

A commonly used noun from Friday night dinner. References crumble especially apple crumble

Crimble crumble tonight? Yes Johnny, crimble crumble!!

by hEllogirlsandboyzzzzzzzzzz November 20, 2018

Crime Template

A preconceived perception on the part of police investigators and detectives of a crime scenario or phenomenon based on past cases in which investigators became aware of a new type of scenario or phenomenon that was previously unknown to them but reaveal, being applied to a current case with similar elements and assumed to be identical to previous cases based on

past cases, statistics, personal assumptions, public opinion, hunches and other factors and then persued as such without objectivity or taking into account that although seeming similar the scenario may not be identical.

The police used a crime template to determine that when a child is killed in the home it's always the parents that are the killers due to statistics.

by on September 28, 2020

Crim rec

Crim rec: Criminal record

Steven: (leaves the club) tries to approach another woman to chat her up.
Tony: (Stops Steven), Nah not her my guy
Steven: why not?

Tony: Shes got a Crim rec.
Steven: for what?
Tony: Setting guys up. Shes a Jezebel
Steven: ffs cant catch a break...

by MR MIXER November 22, 2022

Big Crime

The opposite of Big Law

You better pray to Vickstar because Big Crime is outside the house!

by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020