Alabama Swamp Cricket 

1. Is a person that is so ugly that even the word ugly is like, "Eww what the fuck is that?"

2. Best describes someone who is so ugly that it makes your stomach hurt to the point that you want to slap their parents for creating such a foul thing.

3. An alias of Fairuza Balk (chick from The Waterboy movie)

Billy Ray: "Hey Willy, how'd your date go?"
Willy: "Shit. That bitch looked like an Alabama Swamp Cricket so I kicked her out of my pick'em-up truck three minutes after I picked her ass up. After she gave me a pinch of her dip of course..."
Billy Ray: "Ha ha. Git-r-done."

Alabama Swamp Cricket by Bickel101 October 14, 2009

snatch cricket

the toilet paper lint left behind after a girl goes to the bathroom

He found she had several snatch crickets when he went down on his girlfreind

snatch cricket by D's Girl June 14, 2014

swat the cricket 

verb. 1. to take antibiotics/antiviral medication to get rid of sexually transmitted diseases caused by some nasty bugs

After sleeping with that ho, I knew I would end up having to swat the cricket.

swat the cricket by JosephD September 2, 2006

sand cricket

see dune coon, another slang term for people of the arabic descent

damn, mohamad is acting like a fucking sand cricket

sand cricket by butt pirate August 30, 2006

slippery cricket 

This act involves 3 people. A male covers his penis in mint chocolate chip ice cream and inserts it in the female's vagina while another person shits down a 3 inch wide piece of PVC pipe shoved in the female's anus then packs it down with a feather duster before rubbing their ass on her face and pissing on the male with the ice cream covered penis.

Neil: Last night Devon and I gave Tina a slippery cricket she'll never forget.

slippery cricket by Bungle Six December 3, 2006

Sailor Moon Cricket

Sailor Moon, but black people version.

Sailor Moon Cricket : Moon Cricket Power MAKE UP!

Sailor Moon Cricket by Shiine-1 April 3, 2022

saber-tooth pantie cricket 

A serius type of vaginal crabs with big teeth!!

Dude i just saw a saber-tooth pantie cricket bunji jumping from your moms cotex!!!!

saber-tooth pantie cricket by dickard,bitchard May 25, 2006