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The Creed

The Creed Th3 Cr33d is: Nothing is true. Anything is possible.
لا شيء صحيح. كل شيء ممكن.
Wax run ah ma jiraan. Wax walba waa suurtagal.
Nada es verdad. Todo es posible.
Niente è vero. Tutto è possibile.
Nichts ist wahr. Alles ist möglich.
Mikään ei ole totta. Kaikki on mahdollista.
Τίποτα δεν είναι αλήθεια. Ολα είναι πιθανά.
Nic není pravda. Všechno je možné.
Τίποτα δεν είναι αλήθεια. Ολα είναι πιθανά.
Ничего подобного. Все возможно.
Hiçbir şey doğru değil. Herşey mümkün.
Нічого не відповідає дійсності. Усе можливо.
Níl aon rud cearr. Tá rud ar bith indéanta.
Rien n'est vrai. Tout est possible.
Méiyǒu shé me shì zhēn de. Shìshì jiē kěnéng.
Nani mo shinjitsude wa arimasen. Nani demo kanōdesu.
Nada é verdade. Tudo é possível.
Ekkert er satt. Allt er mögulegt.
Intet er sandt. Alt er muligt.
שום דבר לא נכון. הכל אפשרי.
גאָרנישט איז אמת. עפּעס איז מעגלעך.
هیچ چیز درست نیست هر چیزی ممکن است.
Ezer ez da egia. Edozer da posible.
Nihil est verum. Unumquodque possibile.

Code of Conduct for Followers of The Creed:
1) Innocents are NOT TO BE HARMED.
2) NEVER compromise a fellow Creed.
3) Hide in plain sight.

The Creed will never die. It transcends language, time, space, and dimensions.
Q1: Where can I find "The Creed"?
A1: You don't find The Creed, The Creed finds you.

Q2: DOES The Creed come in peace?
A2: If you see The Creed coming, The Creed comes in ✌

Q3: Should I fear the Creed?
A3: The Creed is here to PROTECT humanity and other sentients. Humans who have been r4p1ng and enslaving other humans, their water, or 🌎🌍🌏 will be identified.
by Bl@ckFl@g April 11, 2021
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Creeding

The act of secretly changing someone's computer or facebook preferences to reflect a deep appreciation for the band Creed. Classic examples include changing the desktop to a photo of the band or listing the band as the individual's favorite type of music on their facebook profile.
"Emma left her facebook open, let's creed her"

"I let Dom borrow my computer, and he creeded the shit out of it"

"Evan suffered two creedings in one day, I'm worried about him"
by Diego BP August 1, 2008
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Creeding

Warping your voice with trachea modulations to sound like the lead singer of Creed, Pearl Jam, Matchbox 20, Nickelback etc.
"I went out last night and this guy was creeding super loud in the back of the bar."

"Can you please stop creeding so loud? We can hear you."

"He's so hot and he's really good at creeding."
by CreedFan1 February 22, 2010
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Creed

A Rock band

they're songs suck, and the band broke up a couple of days ago
"idiots" explains it all
by cooj July 24, 2006
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Creed

1. Cheesedick Rock band who debuted their first album in 1995. They started when the president of the fags Scott Stapp decided to resign and start a band.
2. Gayest Band not together anymore.
3. A band that plays what is now know as the Anthem of the Gay Community, "One." I thought Metallica named a song "One."
Bobby: Who's this asshole on the radio trying to sound like Eddie Vedder:
Roadskid: Oh, that's Scott Stapp with the Cheesedick Rock band Creed.
Bobby: Well, Scott Stapp sounds like Scott Shat out of his own mouth.
by Big Bobbity December 12, 2007
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Creed

The only band to suck so bad they actually GOT SUED FOR SUCKING. Their lead singer is the biggest wanker ever.
I was just at a Creed concert, and that singer started posing like Jeebus, so I barfed. Now I'm gonna sue them for making me sick.
by combat_rock November 24, 2003
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Creed

A real shitty new-age band that defines their music as rock n' roll. Often mistaken for one crappy band, many creeds exist on our airwaves today.
Nickelback, Puddle of Mudddddddddd, Chevelle, Godsmack and all of these other outfits that they play on the new rock radio station suck so much ass that they are all Creed.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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