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cranford community school

Cranford community school when it comes to education wise it’s really good but the teachers their are dickheads such as mrs Ledlie who is a stuck up bitch mr Singh is just some rude guy who thinks he’s funny then you got the fat bastard mr Prunty the head of the school coming with thease next up rules like phone gets confiscated for a whole year like and moves stingy by not letting you take the sim out like what a bitch and then you got yr 11 who just beat 24/7 such as Yasmin and zac and Fatima and amrik who she gives blow jobs to and then you got zara the hoe who sucks guy of moving on you got the year 10 who are bare loud for no reason always causing beef then there’s the year 9 you got the” wannabe” group shall I say who make caous for no reason and thing there the shit which there not but then you got the nice people in the year who actually have decenty and respect for themselves unlike others then theirs the year 8 well tbh there just in love crisis right now all you can see is relationship their then you got the year 7 well there just cancelled you can’t even see half of them but they have loud mouth and they think there bad loool let’s speak bout the teachers who are actual bitches and cunts who out here seeing if you wearing the right uniform like did I come to school to learn it see if my ankles are showing or if I’m wearing a Gucci belt or if I’m chewing gum like pattern please well that cranford for you guys enjoy (🐍)
by Unknown snake🤫🐍 April 9, 2019
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Crawford, TX

A village in Texas who is currently missing their idiot.
Ever since George W. Bush left Crawford, the village has gotten smarter. It is a shame that everyone in the village more than likly voted for him.
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a group of extremely nice african american people that like donuts
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Joan Crawford

Joan Crawford (born Lucille Fay LeSueur; March 23, 1904 – May 10, 1977), was an Academy Award-winning American actress. The American Film Institute named Crawford among the Greatest Female Stars of All Time, ranking her at number 10. Starting as a dancer, she was signed to a motion picture contract by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios in 1925 and played in small parts. She was often cast in movies in which she played hardworking young women who eventually found romance and financial success.
Moving to Warner Bros. in 1943, Crawford won an Academy Award for her performance in Mildred Pierce, and achieved some of the best reviews of her career in the following years.
Films Incld:
Untamed (1929)
Letty Lynton (1932)
Chained (1934)
Sadie McKee (1934)
Humoresque (1946)
Thee Damned Don't Cry (1950)
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She was named as 'the other woman' in at least two divorces.

Blue Öyster Cult wrote a song about her, titled "Joan Crawford".

Adopted 4 children. her 2 oldest children, Christina Crawford and Chistopher were completely excluded from her will.

On AFI's "100 Years 100 Stars", she was ranked the #10 Female Greatest Screen Legend.

One of the original MGM Contract Stars from the studio's early period.
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A "shit your pants" bridge haunted by ghosts from the civil war era. Located in Newport News, VA
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Crawford’s 1st law: A man should never date a woman who wears larger panties than he does.
Dan, you can’t date that girl because her panties are XL, yours are only M. That is Crawford’s 1st law.
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