When a voluptuous woman attached a suction cup dildo to a mans lower back, and rides him like a steed as he shits on the carpet.
by Stan McCormack February 4, 2021
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by Joe LaRussa July 23, 2006
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A motorcycle which has been modified to appear similar to a café racer, although shares few if any qualities of a legitimate café racer. This motorcycle will typically have lower handle bars, missing air box, and aftermarket muffler however will handle worse and have less power than if it were left stock.
That café crawler will only reach the ton if it goes off a cliff.
Your bike is not a café racer, it is a café crawler and you are in denial.
Your bike is not a café racer, it is a café crawler and you are in denial.
by MotoSurgeon October 6, 2011
Get the Café Crawler mug.A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.
The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.
by Biomed88 October 13, 2013
Get the monkey crawler mug.A sex move that involves reverse, aggressive, unnecessary fellatio that causes the receiver to crawl across a surface and violently kick the aggressor repeatedly resulting in surprisingly volatile orgasm for both participants.
My brief visit to the Deep South left me battered and bruised from the multiple Carolina Crawlers I received at the hands of many a sultry delta queen.
by Yesterday’s Page June 12, 2016
Get the Carolina crawler mug.Noun - Someone who recoils off the bed (and up the wall in some cases) as a result of mind blowing sex, whether it be actual intercourse or oral.
Adjective - phenomenal sex, leading to the girl recoiling off the bed and "crawling" up the wall.
Adjective - phenomenal sex, leading to the girl recoiling off the bed and "crawling" up the wall.
n. Dude, last night I was giving it to Jane real rough and she became a wall crawler.
adj. Last night me and Jane had a real wall crawler.
adj. Last night me and Jane had a real wall crawler.
by KingKnives February 3, 2008
Get the Wall crawler mug.A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.
Brian: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawler. It's $10 a piece - you in?
Brian: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.
Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawler or something?
Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawler. It's $10 a piece - you in?
Brian: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.
Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawler or something?
by TheDarkness420 January 22, 2010
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