crappiato

Middle class version of a McShit. Dropping a turd in a coffee shop toilet on the (false) basis that you're going to buy a drink immediately afterwards.

James: Why you going into Costa bro? Want a coffee?
Chris: No mate, I'm ordering a crappiato and getting out fast!

by Auld simp March 26, 2016

crappiato

A middle class version of the McShit. Dropping a turd in a coffee shop toilet on the (completely false) pretence that you're planning to buy a coffee afterwards.

James: Why are we going in here? You want a muffin or something?

Chris: No chance. I'm just ordering a crappiato

James: You want any pastries with that?

Chris: Erm...

by Auld simp March 26, 2016

crappycat

a cat with shit on its face

you are a crappycat

by i a bom bum June 19, 2018

Crapplause

A polite but unenthusiastic expression of approval.

John had not seen Jim in a while and during small talk provided a few crapplause reactions to Jim's recent accomplishments.

by UnPhiltered February 22, 2019

crappybappy

when that one shitshark attacks you in raft, specifically a keyword used among my friends, when the shark is either attacking you or attacking your raft

Shark bites raft
Friend 1: CRAPPYBAPPY CRAPPYBAPPY

by Kr_xstal March 31, 2022

crappola

a series of troublesome life events, esp. those unexpected, undeserved, unfair, low-blow, rotten, scary, perilous, harrowing, horrendous, hellishly horrific.

My friend and his family have suffered the most unbelievable crappola I have ever heard of. Major props for their strength to survive.

by anonymous July 19, 2022

Crappypasta

A term coined mainly by 4chan, reddit, & creepypasta wiki users to refer to poorly written, overly clichéd creepypastas most likely written with the intent to be disturbing or horrifying to the reader. Most of these crappypastas have been banned from the creepypasta wiki, and can most likely be found on the "bad creepypasta" category within the trollpasta wiki. Note that crappypastas are not meant to be confused with trollpastas, as trollpastas are intentionally written to be sarcastic as well as comedic. Most crappypastas often stem around the genres of lost episodes, gaming creepypastas, mascot horror, image creepypastas, and even fanfics with fetishized violence.

Some examples of crappypastas are:
Sonic.exe
Jeff the Killer
Red Mist
Guest 666
Slenderman

To the determine whether or not a creepypasta should be deemed a crappypasta or not is up for debate, as many stories that have been regarded as genuine creepypastas, only for them to be labelled as a crappypasta after a few years because the people who used to find these stories scary, now have matured enough to realize how bad they were. Some crappypastas are later turned into mascot horror icons due to their sheer popularity upon younger audiences.

There can be hybrids of crappypastas and trollpastas. These types of crappypastas are purposely written poorly and sarcastically in order to be funny, yet fail at offering any comedic value to the reader. One example of a crappy trollpasta is "TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOD".

Person 1: By far the scariest creepypasta I've read was the story of Herobrine!
Person 2: People still find those crappypastas scary? It's freaking 2023! Grow up!

by FungusMan January 18, 2023