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a crapella

Singing out loud while listening to music with your headphones on. Whereas the singer gets the benefit of the music, those unfortunate to be standing nearby are subjected to an unaccompanied (and invariably crappy) rendition of the song.
"I wish that guy would turn his iPod off - his a crapella version of Bohemian Rhapsody is killing me"
by Harvey W August 4, 2007
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Rapper Crapper

A blinged/tricked out toilet that only a rapper can afford/bring them selves to sit on., normally encrusted with jewel's and made of precious metals.
Man 1: I wish I could afford a rapper crapper, and then I could drop some stinking loads in luxury.

Man 2: I heard Lil Jon's rapper crapper has 24 inch platinum spinners.

Man 1: Word light son!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
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Crapped a shit

A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.

Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.
Example 1:

Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?

Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:

Person : Hey man you don't look so good.

Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.

Person : Ouch.
by Gcapallday February 24, 2010
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Clapped

Damn dude your dirt bike is clapped
by Clapped August 27, 2017
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Crappetizer

That seemingly normal shit you take 15 minutes before realizing you aren't even close to finished.
"Dude, pull over."
"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"
by Plabadahey February 4, 2010
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Thread Crapper

A Thread Crapper is someone who feels the need to spread their disdain for a topic on a message board, while adding nothing constructive to the conversation.
(Member 1) posts a message on an art website for members to discuss their favorite works of Van Gogh.

(Member 2) Replies that they are fond of "Starry Night" and gives the reasons that they enjoy this painting.

(Member 3) says they are partial to "Wheat Field with Crows" and discusses the merits of the painting.

(Member 4) says they hate Van Gogh because they think he's stupid. <---Thread Crapper
by Kody B. September 29, 2008
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Dapper-Crapper

When someone is able to walk out of a bathroom stall and still look cool.
"You see that twirl he did over by the hand dryer. Made his coat look like a pimp-cape."
He's one Dapper-Crapper."
by GroceryClerk March 2, 2016
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