crapflaps

ones bottom, backside, bumcheeks, ass

Sorry you didnt win" - "Oh crapflaps!

by The Iron Lotus March 2, 2011

craplakistan

place where evil catholic priests go after there "doing"

poor kid, yea but its okay cause the priest went to craplakistan.

by funk master funk funk funkalicious March 4, 2003

crapnap

n. 1. What women call a shitnap. See also shitnap.

Garden club member #1: "Agnes, you're walking mighty funny this afternoon."
Garden club member #2: "Oh Maxine, I took a crapnap before the meeting, and overslept."

by Sleepshit MaGoo April 24, 2005

crapcap

Alternative version of asshat.

Don't be such a crapcap, crapcap.

by Greg K Nicholson August 31, 2004

Craplatic

Can Be Used To Positively Describe Any Person, Object Or Situation. Comes From Re-arranging 'Practical'.

'That Was A Craplatic Movie'.

'He Is So Craplatic'.

'What A Craplatic Day'.

by Brodster August 26, 2007

crapslap

The act of wipeing your (or someone else's) ass just after a shit and then slaping someone.

guy 1: wow dude did you hear that new justin beiber shit?

guy 2: ya i wish i could crapslap him!

by sexapeal July 6, 2011

CrapApp

One's favorite App they use while taking a shit.

Hurry up man I gotta go! Hold on dude I'm using my favorite CrapApp, almost done with this level.

by MarcoManchego February 17, 2017