crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.

"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

claminator

When you pound the hell out of a lot of pussy.

Man Paul is the claminator! He pounded the hell out of Dawn so bad last night she had a hard time walking into work the next day.

by Clamer March 2, 2018

car-crastinator

Someone who is sitting in their car,looking for things in their trunk, or just screwing around while you are waiting to take their parking spot.

I can't believe we are waiting for this spot for 5 minutes, this asshole is such a car-crastinator.

by HC Q May 15, 2009

Carbinator

A device developed by Coca Cola to make a engine run on carbinated beverages using a design remotely similar to a "Carburator". The device was larger then typical carburators and required the use of a special InSteak Manifold. The unit had a series of internal chambers and devices that processed the fuel to make it suitable for combustion. When the Carbinated fluid first entered the unit it would pass through the FluxTransFunctioner (FTF) which would put the fuel in a flux state before it passed through the RotaryGurder so that it would vaporize. The Carbon Dioxide mix would become extremely explosive as it passed through the Burperator. Stepping on the Carbon Pedal or (Gas Pedal) it would open a single Dutch Rudder to allow the mixture to enter the engine. High Performance versions had a Double Dutch Rudder setup that allowed the releasing of more fuel into the engine. Both setups were extremely efficent at 88 mph but had a tendancy to be troublesome when it came to starting the vehicle at the time when it was most critical.

1) After installing his Carbinator, Marty was able to run his favorite beverage ,Tab, and never had to worry about fuel again.

2)
Grant: Dude I just put my new Carbinator on my truck and holy shit when you hit the pedal and that Dutch Rudder Opens up it runs really awesome. You Know what I mean?

Chad: Verry nice

Grant: I think I'm gonna try a Double Dutch Rudder setup, you wanna help me?

Chad: I can't wait, I heard they blow in your face if you're not careful though.

by MiltonRheem December 12, 2010

Chavinator

A chav living in a burberry decorated box in an old grannies wardrobe.

When the granny looked in her wardrobe she noticed a chavinator in there!!

by The Greatest Chavinator ever! May 11, 2006

careinator

1) (n)/(adj)Someone cares so much they practically kill you with their caring.
2) (n)/(adj)Used in a sarcastic manner when someone is complaining non-stop about something minor.

1) Bob: Ever since I broke my foot Allan has been all fuckin' careinator on me.
Sally: That nigga just don't know when to quit.

2) Kika: Omg and then he was like 'LOLZ' and I put my away message up cause I didn't know what else to say and he was all, "Kika where r u?" and I started crying cause I didn't know what to sa-
Harry: *points to self* CAREINATOR.

3) David: Everytime she starts crying to me I hang up on her.
Steve: Nice job, careinator.

by HOLLABACKBUSHWICKANDWHAT December 24, 2006

Cadinator

A cause or force.

President Bush's administration was the cadinator of 9/11.

by Bjarknelius Thunderbuckle September 9, 2020