Chainstraunt

A contraction of the delicious and ever fattening impersonal chain restaurant that carries the same menu in San Diego as the one in Indianapolis.

Chainstraunt, Olive Garden, Cheesecake Factory, Denny's, Fridays, IHOP, Pizza Hut, Ruby Tuesday, Golden Corral, Cracker Barrel...

by ijunkie March 13, 2009

crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

by JdeL March 17, 2005

crasterbation

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

by Hillman January 21, 2006

cranksters

An abuser of "Crank" methamphetamine.

He's a crankster.

by Filbert December 28, 2003

Crasterbate

To cry while masturbating.

After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.

by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 29, 2007

Canister Shot

A short, extremely dense venting of gas from the rectal cavity via the anus, resulting in a painful after effect.

"I had the worst canister shot this morning, my ass still hurts"

by Bacon555 July 10, 2009