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Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.
"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"
by Ross October 23, 2004
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trackmaster

A High School Junior WHO IS DA SHIT AT TRACK WHO GETS ALL THE FLY BITCHES IN LONGMONT ESE!
Trackmaster Stole All My Hoochies!
by Longmont Gangsta July 12, 2003
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Crankmister

someone who is always too cranky and no one ever knows why
Geeze! Hes sucha crankmister!
by Marlie May 27, 2005
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crashmaster

An Individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can't resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) ...or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.
Example 1:

Hurting Guy- "Duuuudddee... can I crash here tonite?"
You- "I don't know, you do this every time..."
Hurtin Guy- " C'mon man I never sleep over.. my parents suck" "Where else am I going to go?" (Keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

"You're a crashmaster dude..."
"Harsh"
by Mike Golding Pussywillow September 24, 2008
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trackmaster

A sprinter cannot be "the trackmaster" because sprinters are weak.
by BBQ September 2, 2008
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trackmaster

That bastard kid, who's a year younger than you, but still manages to kick you ass almost every time!!!
Hey, Trackmaster, slow down.
by distance squad stunna May 5, 2004
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shitface cockmaster

A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)
Johnny! get out his way.. he's the shitface cockmaster I been telling you about.
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
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