crackle cooley

crackle cooley is what you have when you are not wearing any underwear and your pants are rubbing up on your cooley meaning your private.

This is so uncomfortable, i have crackle cooley.

by that crazy family July 23, 2019

crackle lackle

To jump someone’s bones and they definitely do it for you

Oh you finna crackle lackle those bones

by Loversclub November 2, 2019

Crackle tune

The mating call used by male owners of European hot boi hatches, namely Volkswagen's.

The crackle tune was invented to support the alphabet communities, it was so they could alert their boyfriends when nearing home.

This allows them time to douche and lube up for the imminent arrival of their man bun lover.

Did you see the guy with the man bun and the latte in the golf GTI? I bet his crackle tune brings all the boys to the yard.

by Swellestgorgon February 16, 2022

crackle fart

crackle fart means when you are brain-dead for a split second.

"Oh man I had a 'crackle fart ' moment"

by Emerald <3 December 11, 2022

Crackle Mouth

Crackle mouth is known to an amphetamine user to possess extreme dehydration of the mouth and esophagus to the point of cracks on the inner tonsil, adenoids, and cause soreness of the throat as well as the roof of the mouth if not taking care of upon realization it will gain extra soreness and cause irritable bleeding and deeper soreness, crackle mouth does not put you to sleep as shown in the picture below

Man I don't know what was up with that meth you had, but it sure does give you crackle mouth!

by Dr. Suess tha 3rd February 24, 2026

Ass crackle pop

When you eat pop rocks and they don’t go off in your mouth. So when you take a shit it sounds like firecrackers in your toilet.

Dude, Jarron I heard a lot of popping in the bathroom, what happened?

Jarron: I just the casual ass crackle pop

by Tmilla February 3, 2021

ass crackle plop

a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.

This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.

damn, ne-gro, you got that ass crackle plop all over my toilet and shit.

by Matthew February 2, 2004