crackers

Crazy. Nuts. Extremely foolish.

It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropski in snide. (It's crazy to bribe a copper with counterfeit money.)

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Fishy Crackers

another word for Pepperidge Farm's Goldfish Crackers. Because they are in the shape of a goldfish, people call them fishy crackers.

I am hungry, got any fishy crackers?

by Arcanitte November 11, 2010

Jew crackers

Matsah. Unleavend bread. Eaten at Passover.

I love to eat Jew crackers with butter!

by Shlomoh Matsah March 4, 2009

crackerspy

Ignorant white store employees who watch minorities who enter the store, thinking they might steal something. They also sometimes ask can they help, but really mean "Hey buddy I've got my eye on you."

It never ceases to amaze me, that every time I enter that store there's a crackerspy trying to 'assist' me.

by The_Zeitgeists January 17, 2010

Hoes and Crackers

What you say when you cant swear or cuss but really want to. Like "mother fucker" but cleaner for grandmas soul.

Faith *Dies in video game*
OH "hoes and crackers"

Child *Stubbs toe*
HoEs and CraCkERz

by Spacethefinalcountdown April 18, 2019

Crackers

People who do crack.

Friends: We're crackers
Me: How?

Friends: Cause we do crack
Me: WOWWWW

by Jacie11111 April 18, 2019

Porn Crackers

Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.

There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!

by NYCockExchange November 23, 2011