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cunt punch-when someone is being a bitch and needs an attitude adjustment, punch the said person in the cunt to straighten them out.
"I will cp the bitch who took my last twinkie", said the big girl who was breathing heavy due to hunger.
by Sally Ann Smithers January 21, 2011
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Company Paid Shit - When you need to pass some time at work, take a shit and pass the time all while getting paid.
Where did Kacey go? She's not in her office.
She went to go take a CPS, I can smell it from downstairs.
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by Bill1223 February 08, 2009
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Cheap Plastic Shit - The staple of the Ad Specialty business, e.g. bottle caps, pens, plate scrapers, letter openers, rulers, etc. Not always made of plastic.
What CPS do you sell that we can put our name on to give to our customers?
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Dude: I need to get some cp so I can buy the new pack
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1. (v) Cock Punch

Forcefully sending one's knuckles into the cock of another individual. Often done for the sake of justice. Great Justice.

2. (n) Cock Punch

The act of cock punching.

3. (n) The main weapon in the war for justice (great justice) waged by Cock Puncher.
Alex: "That guy is such a dick, someone needs to CP him for justice."
Mike: "For great justice!"
by CP Inc. July 22, 2011
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