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A phenomenon that occurs when one has an extremely bad case of diarrhea and hasn't eaten a lot of solid food any time recently, only liquid. When you go to take a dump, instead of solid fecal matter coming out slowly, there is a quick blast of liquid out of your ass, similar to the infamous blast of the once popular Super-Soaker model, the CPS-1000.
Guy 1: Yo man, you goin' to the kegger tonight?

Guy 2: Ugh dude I wish, I got horrible diarrhea, just took a friggen CPS-1000
CPS-1000 by FromThaPistolWhippin December 4, 2009
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CPS (Curved Peeshie Syndrome) 

When a mans shlong is curved in any direction.
Yeah i was with that guy last night and I was shocked to see a curved peen. I thought all of them were straight! That’s when i realized he suffers from CPS (Curved peeshie syndrome).

CPS Whore 

A Minecraft PvPer who's CPS (which is likely 12+) is more impressive than anything in his PvP capabilities. Can't use a bow or rod and resorts to melee rushing.
I can't do shit because this cunt is a CPS Whore!
CPS Whore by ecstasy addict June 11, 2020
Has multiple, even dozens of CPS cases, as a result of multiple child neglect charges. Shouldn’t really have any kind of custody but somehow still does.
CPS mom must be asleep again because her children are running around by the road unsupervised.
CPS mom by George Amberson January 8, 2023
CPSWNI stands for "Cursed Punishment Stock Weapons No Implants", this refers to a category of speedrun in the video game Cruelty Squad.
Youtube title: Cruelty Squad Pharmakokinetiks CPSWNI speedrun - S rank
CPSWNI by 437m437 July 8, 2021
Someone moaned during the act of intercourse.
Rick: Oh...CPSKOOL ALL OVER ME

Tina: No, that is gay.
cpskool by charlesnorman October 3, 2012