Coyote

A medium sized mammal that looks like a wolf. Eats squirrels and many other small mammals. Great for throwing off the Empire State Building.

Someone: dude did you just see that coyote?
Me: yeah I better go throw it off the Empire State Building.

by Thecoyotestrikesback February 9, 2025

Coyote time

Slight delay before consequences manifest. First used in looney tunes cartoon "road runner", but is also an effective tool in video game design.

Madeline can jump a few frames after going over the edge of a platform (Celeste video game). This is called coyote time where characters run off platforms and keep sprinting in mid-air.

by Axelsword October 24, 2019

Coyote Repugly

The most horrible experience ever. Waking up after being extremely inebriated next to a Republican (as evidenced by the giant posters in his room for Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, FoxNews, and the college abstinance-only club), who in your intoxicated state, you thought was attractive.

He'd seemed cute the night before, but when I woke up face-to-face with the Glen Beck poster, I realized he was Coyote Repugly.

by Jacob44444 May 31, 2010

coyote arm

The coyote is one of the only animals that will chew off its own arm to get out of a trap. A human having coyote arm means that he or she is almost willing to chew off their own arm to prevent waking up the ugly mess they fell asleep next to where the mess may be lying on their arm.

Mike had a serious case of coyote arm after waking up next to that disgusting looking girl he got drunk with last night.

by Laff January 7, 2004

Coyote Peterson

A man that has balls of titanium as testicles

Coyote Peterson has balls that clank.

by Sliip July 1, 2020

coyote ugly

As above, the man must gnaw off his arm to avoid waking the sleeping beast that he took home while drunk. I thought I might add what my dad calls "double coyote ugly" where the man gnaws off his other arm because he knows she'll be looking for a one armed man.

by Teh Devil's Advocate October 11, 2003

coyote sandwich

A sexual act where in a man shits in his partner's mouth and then fucks their mouth.

She's the type of freak who would pay for a coyote sandwich.

by Ed Fern January 31, 2008