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Originally thought by many to be a synonym to fantastic in terms of cable & internet providers.
(Note that the information above is as far from true as a furby is from becoming a threat to national security)
The correct definition follows:
All that is utter shit in reliability and quality. Mainly focusing on but not limited to: a certain cable company who happens to repair its internet servers every 20 minutes, causing users to become mentally insane within hours; who also rarely broadcasts decent movies on its 900+ channels (only 100 or so of which are accessible without paying $200/mo); and who claims to run its service using a mercury-like substance which, when touched, causes erratically, unrealistically fast movement. Also see comcast, comcastrophe, bombcast.
(syn)
shitty, not pwnage, crap, unreliable, sucky, pointless existence
(ant)
reliable, good service, pwnage
Originally thought by many to be a synonym to fantastic in terms of cable & internet providers.
(Note that the information above is as far from true as a furby is from becoming a threat to national security)
The correct definition follows:
All that is utter shit in reliability and quality. Mainly focusing on but not limited to: a certain cable company who happens to repair its internet servers every 20 minutes, causing users to become mentally insane within hours; who also rarely broadcasts decent movies on its 900+ channels (only 100 or so of which are accessible without paying $200/mo); and who claims to run its service using a mercury-like substance which, when touched, causes erratically, unrealistically fast movement. Also see comcast, comcastrophe, bombcast.
(syn)
shitty, not pwnage, crap, unreliable, sucky, pointless existence
(ant)
reliable, good service, pwnage
-Comcast blows, my damn internet is down again *punches modem*
-Aw shit, I stepped in high speed! *smashes through wall, then runs into a rusty steel fence in back yard*
-Fuck, now I'm gonna sue them cause they made me run into a fence that impaled me through the spine AND made me get rust poisoning! It's comcastic!
-Aw shit, I stepped in high speed! *smashes through wall, then runs into a rusty steel fence in back yard*
-Fuck, now I'm gonna sue them cause they made me run into a fence that impaled me through the spine AND made me get rust poisoning! It's comcastic!
by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008
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fraud frawd noun
1. deceit, trickery, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.
1. deceit, trickery, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.
Open Internet Coalition executive director Markham Erickson in a statement. "If Comcast doesn't change its behavior, the word 'Comcastic' is going to become a synonym for fraud."
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Get the Cuntastic mug.WoWtastic: A way to say that something was as fantastic as WoW. Too say that WoW is fantastic or to say that you just had a fantastic time playing WoW.
I Had A WoWtastic weekend
That ice cream was WoWtastic
That was the most WoWtastic fun I have ever had
That sounds WoWtastic
That ice cream was WoWtastic
That was the most WoWtastic fun I have ever had
That sounds WoWtastic
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by ...And Then I Stabbed Him August 14, 2009
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Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik
Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.
1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces
2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock
3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>
- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik
Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.
1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces
2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock
3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>
- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun
EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.
CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.
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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?
Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!
*policeman generously tasers commie student*
Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.
CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.
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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?
Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!
*policeman generously tasers commie student*
Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.
by Rodrigo Cornejo December 15, 2008
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