Cuntry road
A vagina that is narrow and often requires frequent reversing when there are multiple vehicles attempting transit.
Cuntry road by barryballbags May 31, 2022
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Cuntry
Not to be confused with COUNTRY (a defunct art embodied by George Jones, Hank Williams Sr., Waylon Jennings, & Merle Haggard), cuntry is noxious noise with all the lyrical heft & musicality of a pussy fart. Its prefab "artists" are pressed into one of the following molds:
Cowboy-Behatted Butt Puppets In Sleeveless Tees (Toby Keith, Lil' Kenny Chesney, Garth Fuckin' Brooks)
Or:
Strong Independent Women Who DAMN Sure Ain't A-Gonna Stand By Their Man (the Dixie Chicks, husband murder fantasist Martina McBride)
Their "songs" are concocted on Nashville assembly lines to the demands of oily, kinky-headed record company jews. The lyrics are calibrated to A:
Stroke the eggshell-fragile egos of stupid women:
I"Oh darlin', ah know ah've been a low-down dirty dawg. Please fuhgive me so ah kin come home 'n' paint yer toenails 'n' change the baby's shitty diaper..."/I
B:
Appeal to deballed males with empty "Redneck Rebel" bullshit:
I"Yeah, boy, me 'n' my buds're gonna grab us a keg, hop in our 4-by-4s 'n' git some mud on them tars - mebbe even shoot our guns in the air! 'Cause that's how we roll!"/I
The relationship of country to cuntry is like that of aged cheddar to month-old dick cheese. Avoid it at all costs if you value your life.
Cowboy-Behatted Butt Puppets In Sleeveless Tees (Toby Keith, Lil' Kenny Chesney, Garth Fuckin' Brooks)
Or:
Strong Independent Women Who DAMN Sure Ain't A-Gonna Stand By Their Man (the Dixie Chicks, husband murder fantasist Martina McBride)
Their "songs" are concocted on Nashville assembly lines to the demands of oily, kinky-headed record company jews. The lyrics are calibrated to A:
Stroke the eggshell-fragile egos of stupid women:
I"Oh darlin', ah know ah've been a low-down dirty dawg. Please fuhgive me so ah kin come home 'n' paint yer toenails 'n' change the baby's shitty diaper..."/I
B:
Appeal to deballed males with empty "Redneck Rebel" bullshit:
I"Yeah, boy, me 'n' my buds're gonna grab us a keg, hop in our 4-by-4s 'n' git some mud on them tars - mebbe even shoot our guns in the air! 'Cause that's how we roll!"/I
The relationship of country to cuntry is like that of aged cheddar to month-old dick cheese. Avoid it at all costs if you value your life.
Cuntry girl fan in straw cowgirl hat & midriff-baring blouse: "I'm off to see Tim McGraw! He's, like, SOOOOO hawt 'n' shit! I can't wait!!"
Me: KA-POW!!
Me: KA-POW!!
Cuntry by NBFORREST1 May 22, 2011
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cuntry song
Singing along with a regular song (esp. oldschool C&W) but making it into an something obscene, usually involving oral & anal sex.
Have you ever heard him sing 'Dick City' off Loretta Lynn? He makes it into one hell of a cuntry song!
cuntry song by MFTim January 16, 2009
cuntry
Bill: Hows the cuntry over there Ed?
Ed: oh its good cuntry, rather exquisite, delicious, and with excellent views
Yo the cuntry in SoCal is outta sight y'all!!
Ed: oh its good cuntry, rather exquisite, delicious, and with excellent views
Yo the cuntry in SoCal is outta sight y'all!!
cuntry by daggermount August 4, 2007
Cuntry manor
A vagina that is so large that it employs staff to maintain it. The workforce includes a topiary designer, irrigation expert and livestock manager to name but a few. Also a tourist attraction frequented by individuals, but rarely by familes.
Cuntry manor by barryballbags May 31, 2022
Cuntry
A country teeming with political cunts and just cunts in general. The United States is a prime example.
"Man, I can't take all these stupid cunts in the U.S. anymore. I want to move out of this cuntry but I'm broke."
Cuntry by UnholyFartMaster January 11, 2023
cuntry
a synonym for “cunted” - often used in a negative light to describe an action, outcome or consequence. May also be used to describe other people.