The land of 1,000 cousins

aka Tennesee.

wehlcum too Tenny SEE!

by Zach G. November 19, 2003

wiener cousins

Two guys that have had sex with the same girl.

You've had sex with Elliott and I've had sex with Elliott, we need to stick together, we're wiener cousins!

by mayadizzle April 23, 2009

birthday cousins

When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.

Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!

by Hal 10000 March 5, 2015

cum cousins

Two girls who have sucked the same guys dick.

Sadie: i sucked Matt’s dick yesterday
Margaret: omg i sucked his dick last week!
Sadie: Yay we’re cum cousins now!

by Sadie and Margaret December 27, 2017

Vagina Cousins

When two women have sex with the same male, they both shared the same penis, therefore are vagina cousins.

Oh yeah i remember those two, those were the vagina cousins that Tim hooked up with.

by beastside November 30, 2009

identical cousins

Two people who act like enemies and say they're nothing alike, while in reality are best friends and practically the same person.

"Oh my god, can you believe that Lenny and Ruth haven't killed each other yet? They must really hate each other!"

"Dude, are you dense? They're identical cousins....they get together on Saturday nights and sew every week. They're basically best friends."

by george.wa October 14, 2014

clam cousins

When two women have had sex with the same man/men, they become clam cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken...unless they get jealous.

Variation: instant clam cousins - the resulting relationship due to a menage a trois.

"You see those two chicks over there? They're instant clam cousins. You know what that means? Oh yeah dog! Threeway!"

"My best friend Jullie and I just found out we're clam cousins!"

by monkeyboy72 November 14, 2009