Couchie

A word used to describe a PokéStop you can spin without leaving your home (ie your couch) in Pokémon Go.

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go a walk and spin some stops?"

Person 2: "Nah bro, after that Post Box I nominated got accepted I got a couchie."

by MindfudgeZombie October 31, 2022

sushi couchie

when a women’s couchie looks like sushi specifically the california roll

man ex got that sushi couchie

by TrickShotDuke May 30, 2024

Couchie

A man's ass, a dudes asshole. Often used in a sexual manner by other men.

Origin: Baltimore

"Dawg I was so deep in dat cushie last night"

"When you been in the pen long enough even dat couchie will do"

"Tony's couchie is ripe dawg, shit is ripe you feel me?"

by dabbboi May 29, 2022

Couchie craning

You finger a girl so good her hips lift off the bed.

I i was couchie craning her so much she levitated off the bed

by Catwoman4723 November 13, 2019

slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down

guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays

by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024

Couchie

The act of opening up the cushions of a couch in such a manner that you are able to blow smoke into it and observe how there is no smoke. Very convenient skill to have when you are trying to conceal smoke in a large group of people.

"Bro, I need to smoke but I don't want it to be visible"
"No worries, just hit a couchie. Notice how there is NO SMOKE."

by mnjohnson November 28, 2023

couchy chop

When he sits on the couch, and you straddle him. By splitting your legs it's called a chop.

Girl, I couchy chopped that hot guy from the bar last night.

by VestaAsh July 12, 2017