Couchy

An undesirable person, that smells like shit and has no friends

Person 1: A new guy started working at my office today.
Person 2: What is he like?

Person 1: He's a Couchy. Lucky he isn't sitting near me

by Unofficial Mayor March 1, 2018

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The act of opening up the cushions of a couch in such a manner that you are able to blow smoke into it and observe how there is no smoke. Very convenient skill to have when you are trying to conceal smoke in a large group of people.

"Bro, I need to smoke but I don't want it to be visible"
"No worries, just hit a couchie. Notice how there is NO SMOKE."

by mnjohnson November 28, 2023

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The state of an enclosed space where the majority of its area is occupied by sofas. This limits the livable space but makes it very comfortable.

Duncan (while laying on one of the 3 couches in the room): It is pretty couchy in here!

by couchy123 June 17, 2018

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A man's ass, a dudes asshole. Often used in a sexual manner by other men.

Origin: Baltimore

"Dawg I was so deep in dat cushie last night"

"When you been in the pen long enough even dat couchie will do"

"Tony's couchie is ripe dawg, shit is ripe you feel me?"

by dabbboi May 29, 2022

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