Cottage

a second personality, much like many people have a house and then a cottage somewhere else, people often have one personality and then cottage. The first persoanality is usually the reserved, laid back, school oriented personality. COTTAGE on the other hand is loud, outgoing, likes to drink, rebel, and have a good time. THis personality will do and say anything even if its not necessary or its at an inappropriate time.

man where's COTTAGE tonight?? ur being all good sarah.

Fuck skool sarah, be COTTAGE come out drinking!

UR a fucking asshole COTTAGE but i love you!

by Cottage December 05, 2005

Cottaging

To patronise Chicken Cottage, a UK fast food chain specialising in competitively priced fried chicken products.

Zaf really wanted to go cottaging, he needed the fried goodness of chicken cottage after that sweaty workout!

by the toilet punisher November 12, 2007

cottaging

the act of cumming in a girls vagina and continuing the pumping action. This churns the cum into a cottage cheese like substance.

Tasmin was really horny the other night so her boyfriend decided a cottaging was in order.

by Hammiolo October 12, 2008

cottaging

the act of casual sex with someone in the public bogs usually poofs cottage

fucking hell man wooow do you know what the fuck i was thinking about
what
cottaging have you went bastard cottaging before
no but i was cottaging to find a fucking cottage
your a dickhead

by Jackroll March 31, 2006

cottage of love

a place in the middle of the forest where Baxter and Donkey lived and *made music*

person 1: hey have you heard about the cottage of love?

person 2: hell yeah!

by AlphabetTing August 20, 2019

cottage girls

An online cult filled with crazed individuals that relentlessly harass Baillie Martin and her loved ones. They hold an infamous feud with Barron Trump’s fandom, the caviars, along with the Russian government, Harvard University, and the Vampire Weekend fans of Reddit. No one really knows why they exist or what their purpose is, but they definitely make themselves known.

Unknowing victim: “I just got a DM on Instagram from some people called the cottage girls, they asked me to help them with their manfiesto.”

Me: “BLOCK THEM!”

by Fleshmonster November 12, 2021

cottage cheese

Visible and pronounced cellulite

She shouldn't be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.

by Alicatt October 25, 2002