coiler

a long coiling excrement

"Don't go in there. I left a coiler in the toilet"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

Three Ring Coiler

A number two that coils around the toilet bowl three times

You'd better chop that three ring coiler up before you flush, or the toilet will back up for sure.

by jorgorthebarbarian August 23, 2009

Pull a Cutler

To quit something when the going gets tough. You can do this by faking an injury or coming up with some pathetic excuse to pansy out of a crucial moment in your career.

The quarterback was down by 14 points and felt he had no chance of scoring, so he decided to pull a Cutler and act like he broke his back to avoid further embarrassment.

by bchilldog January 24, 2011

Cooler Than Being Cool

Ice cold.

(see song "Hey Ya" by Outkast).

What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!!

by useful idiot January 4, 2005

Jay Cutler

Verb, to overthrow one's receiver when he is open in football.

Oh damn, Mark Sanchez just Jay Cutlered that pass.

by JRussel August 22, 2010

Cutler

The Cutler family is a large pack of albino rats living on the West Coast of New Zealand. They eat nothing but garbage and used condoms found in the back of the pub where they live. Very moist rat orgy tho

Matey Boy, you look so sloppy I mistook you for a Cutler!

by dildy69 June 25, 2018

double coiler

A very long bowel movement that is layered in the toilet bowl at least twice around without breaking.

"Dude, you gotta come and see this double coiler I just laid down. It's a work of ass art!"

by The Beev October 2, 2007