Conched

to be severely fucked up off of any type recreational drug.

"I'm so fucking conched right now bro"
"Branden and I are gonna go get hella conched after school, you down?"

by conchmaster October 30, 2011

stage coached

When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving

Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019

couched

When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.

A: So basically he doesn't even know the word "Hi."
E: Wow, cunt. You got couched. Big time!

by JustGotCouched March 17, 2009

Crotched

Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.

Like when Denny crotched Shaz on Bad Girls innit. Savage.

by Coont March 2, 2011

couched out

When you pass out on the couch.

I couched out last night watching T.V.

by OG Showtime July 18, 2016

Cotchers

The particapators of the act of cotchin and/or the particators during this act of cotching are wearing clothing that would happen to be scruffy and comfortable.

James Gilchrist went over to Jack Southgate's house, they are such cotchers.

what are you wearing?
Ah just cotchers really
What like tracksuit bottoms?
Yeah y not.

by Cotchers MGee n Jack Attack October 16, 2008