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KaKa Carrot Cake

Damn you KaKa Carrot Cake, you am no real super sand.
by JewHunting4fun February 11, 2013
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Carrot Fondue

Carrot fondue is the act of vomiting into a woman's vagina, having sex with her and then having her fellate you.
Oh my god, Richard performed carrot fondue on me last night. I need to buy new sheets.
by Slightly Disturbed November 8, 2012
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Carroting

The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together.
There they go... carroting again!
I want to carrot you!
I feel like carroting.
Let's carrot!
by Hippygoth November 15, 2012
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Cobroquialism

A bro-infused slang word.
Mark: "Dude, are you coming to the bro-down tonight?"

Tom: "Bro-down? What a lame cobroquialism."

Mark: "I try so hard to please you."
by crimperdandikleeds September 14, 2009
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carrot mind

The capacity to keep doing something difficult by imagining you’ll get that carrot eventually.
Most who are working in a job they despise have some degree of carrot mind going on.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2019
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Peace And Carrots

A phrase typically used to indicate a 'see you later' towards somebody. This comes from the leaving phrase of 'peace' to add a punny side towards a farewell.

'Peace and carrots' most resembles 'peas and carrots' from a dinnerside setting being almost homophones.
A: "I gotta go, I'll see you later"
B: "Alright, peace and carrots"
by hulby47 October 16, 2011
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South Carroll High School

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You might go to South Carroll if:

If you're a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers.
If you're a female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who.
If your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their arse.
If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant.
If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends.
If you watch jersey shore.
If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker.
If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If you're a complete dumbass.
If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god.
If you think your punkass is better than everyone else.
If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.)
If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6.
If you're arrogant.
If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your ass.
If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being straight.
If you're judgmental.
If you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.

And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.
Becky: Omfg. Someone just got suspended.
Brittany: Why?
Becky:Weed.
Brittany:Bitch, we go to South Carroll High School, duh.
by BitchesInABlanket July 19, 2012
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