coronapirus

A pie with the Coronavirus on it.

Jordan: I want a pie right now.
Pie shop owner: We only have coronapirus here.
Jordan: Is it a pie?
Pie shop owner: Yeah bu-
Jordan: I'll take it.

10 minutes after eating coronapirus...
Jordan lays in his hospital bed, coughing like crazy.

by vashill April 5, 2020

Coronawhiner

Someone who does nothing else but whine about Coronavirus

Person A: Ugh I don't get it, why can't we just go outside. Corona is not that big of a deal
Person B: Shut up, your such a Coronawhiner

by thisaintit May 27, 2020

coronahead

A person unduly concerned with the spread of the coronavirus, tirelessly studying statistics charts, infection vectors and clinical cases.

My friend has turned into a total coronahead. Everytime we talk he starts spewing up new virus studies and facts and all I want is to have a beer in peace.

by kootiger September 15, 2020

Coronaphobia

fear of Covid-19

Coronaphobia : fear of covid-19

by Ajani.D November 12, 2020

Coronaphobia

An intense fear of covid resulting in crackpot copium tactics to reimagine, and deny reality.

It's not a "plandemic", you have Coronaphobia.

by Jackopium May 19, 2022

Coronaphobia

Fear of corona virus or someone who you think might have it.

I coughed while in line at the grocery store and the lady behind me looked at me with coronaphobia.

by Towne Hillie August 26, 2020

coronaphobia

why are you scared of the corona, STOPID

eww you have coronaphobia
ddddid u just say cOroNA? ahhhhhh
CORONA

by bigoofmomentmydude March 21, 2020