Socially Constipated

The inability to attend a social gathering despite really wanting to go.

Ryan is socially constipated. He wanted to go to the party but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't go.

by RBass3000 October 6, 2011

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emotionally constipated

Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.

Most men are emotionally constipated. Get used to it :)

by deb101deb June 24, 2009

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cockstipated

inability to urinate, especially in a public restroom.

I really have to piss, but I'm cockstipated now.

by Silence March 26, 2003

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constipated

you cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time

ohhh man, I have shat for 2 weeks!

Damn! you must be constipated!

by yoimfromtokyobizatch March 1, 2004

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constapated

The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"

Brittany is severely constapated.

by ItsMeliSSa! November 12, 2007

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constipated overrated old lady

Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.

Person 1: hey, you’re cool

Person 2: thanks!

Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!

Person 2: *leaves*

by Cwass0nt June 6, 2021

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