Cornell

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.

Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."

by D H October 25, 2007

Wolf Cornelius

In every way a perfect Man. A loving and sexy beast. Everyone is afraid of, except for the girls. That my friend, is Wolf Cornelius

" Aw man, my girl is cheating on me!"
" With whom? Kick his ass! "
" Nah man, I can't, he's Wolf Cornelius"

by Ineedmoremoneyandpizza March 21, 2016

carnielurker

Hilariously witty chap who brightens the days of the others. Often found lurking
around the HBO message boards trying to make sense of why HBO cancelled Carnivale.

Carnielurker likes to ride his bike home from work.

by Aunt Chrissy November 3, 2006

Warm Cornelius

Similar to a Hot Carl a Warm Cornelius is when one shoots diarrhea into the mouth of their partner, or mate, and duct tapes their mouth shut.

1. My horny girlfriend was given a warm Cornelius nightly.

2. When I'm horny, my favorite sex move is the Warm Cornelius

by Mr. Cornelius April 23, 2009

cornfield

A place surrounded by unwanted ears. When you are on the phone with someone and you can't say something because there are too many people around to hear it (with their ears).

D: So L has a nasty rash that she needs antibiotics for.
K: How did she get it?
D: I cant say right now I am in a cornfield.
K: Oh too many ears in the room right now. Cool call me later and tell me what happened.

by vsecrets August 9, 2009

Cornell College

A small liberal arts residential campus located in Mt Vernon, IA. Known for operating with the One-Course-at-a-Time schedule, where, oddly enough, one only takes one class at a time.

Misc:
Our squirrels have personality.
Our food sucks. (Or- the Sodexo food service sucks)
Our mascot is the Ram.
All Greek groups are unique to the school.
We were founded BEFORE Cornell University, bitches.

"So where do you go to school?"
"Cornell College, in Iowa."
"OH! In Ithica?"
*RAGE*

by Cornell T. Moose November 2, 2010

cornfield

A reference to the Twilight Zone episode, "It's a Good Life," in which a mutant with godlike mental powers, in the guise of a monstrous 6-year-old boy, sends with a wish anyone and anything that displeases him to a limbo-like void known as The Cornfield. This term is frequently used on Metafilter to describe the banishment, temporary or permanent, of members who disregard the sensibilities of The Community.

Example: "Since I'm probably off to the cornfield anyway, Mano, fuck you. If you don't like it, don't read it."

by cousincozen January 6, 2009