Cornish Pasty

The oldest known form of contraception first implemented by 16th century Welsh settlers to Cornwall. Now a tasty lunch-time snack.

"Evelyn's pregnant again word is Clarence was going at it and his meat broke out of the pastry",
"Oh Egbert you tell such elaborate stories"

by Thank albert smoota for this one! February 24, 2005

cornish hen

A sexual position, similar to the missionary position, for very plain looking people having very plain sex. Little to no movement is involved.

The female lies on her back with her knees slightly raised towards her mid section, with her arms by her sides. Lying alone, she resembles a pre-cooked cornish hen. The man then rests his slightly overweight body between her legs and patiently thrusts into her.

Troy: Gross. I think Lenny is in there giving Pearl the old fashioned cornish hen.

Zack: But I don't hear anything.

Troy: Exactly.

by pantsman79 January 25, 2008

Cornish

To do a 'Cornish'; behave violently, as if in a great rage

a state of extreme anger;

to be shrouded in red mist - can be associated with random acts of suitcase throwing, a barrage of expletives and general rage

Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb.

"He has just done a Cornish!"

by WeddingGuest July 3, 2009

Cornish Edwards

A type of fart - typically loud but without real venum

Woo, I just dropped a Cornish Edwards!

by Dr Danger September 1, 2010

Cornish pasty

A derogatory term used to describe a silly white person.

"You know Aiden? He keeps trying to act black but he ain't."
"That dude is just being a cornish pasty as always."

by ofln_ May 19, 2020

Cornish Split

A sex act, only performed between cousins or close relatives

Oo ah my lover, fancy a Cornish Split?

by Dicktionary Corner December 31, 2020

Gary cornish

When you put your middle finger and ring finger in a girl and make her squirt

Last night I Gary cornishedher!!

by 10bears March 6, 2017