by reismanation October 18, 2011
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The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
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The other rich part of Miami, next to South Beach. Coral Gables is an awesome neighborhood south of the city, also known as "The Gables". Coral Gables is full of beautiful gated mansions, and if it's on the water there is without a doubt a yacht docked in the back. You can see pretty much any kind of car from bentleys and rolls royces to the occasional bugatti driving around. Your typical coral gables teenager will always be dressed head to toe in designer and name brand clothes, and texting on their iphone or blackberry while driving their range rover through cocoplum. The mothers shop at village at merrick park frequently and fill the trunk of their S-class or bentley continental each time. All in all Coral Gables is an amazing place to live.
Coral Gables resident: We decided to move to Coral Gables because it is much more classy and less touristy than Miami Beach.
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An absolute shithole here. All the middle schoolers here are squeaky and annoying. All the high schoolers drink and are just very immature. Thank God I graduated.
Sam: Every heard of that place called Coral Springs Charter?
Fred: Yeah, I heard it’s absolute shit...
Sam: It Is!
Both strolls along the street and gets shot at Douglas.
Fred: Yeah, I heard it’s absolute shit...
Sam: It Is!
Both strolls along the street and gets shot at Douglas.
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