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CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.
"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."
by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 11, 2017
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cooterfro

Hairy cooter, reminiscent of 70's porn like Debbie Does Dallas; see chewbacca twat.
All the chicks in Debbie Does Dallas have cooterfro.
by bunny September 15, 2004
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Cooter bark

Queef is so 70s. It's a cooter bark now
Her cooter bark was so loud it scared me.
by Dusty old kiefer December 23, 2022
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Cooter Closedown

"I would have totally slept with Josh if his ex girlfriend wasn't being such a cooter closedown!"
by Kate Dwyer March 14, 2009
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cleveland cooter

someone from cleveland who wipes from back to front resulting in a crap smeared pussy
dude you gotta tell your girlfriend to wipe front to back because i could smell your girlfriend's cleveland cooter while i was doing her
by puddination December 21, 2009
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Cooper High School

All the bitches that go here lost there virginity by the age of 13. They all fuck in the all gender bathroom. They come higher then the damn grades. They are always fights over the stupidest reason. All the girls do there edges in school yet they just do it to look cute to suck dick. All the white girls think they are ghetto asf.
by FuckCooper November 8, 2019
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Coopers field

A large park in the centre of Cardiff. This beautiful location's scenery is often made redundant each and every Summer by hopeless drunken children of the "Emo" culture furiously vomiting over eachother whilst dry-humping anything in sight, homeless people included. Other dwellers of this otherwise wonderful park include "Chavs" that synonymously place themselves in public view with the "Emos". Where the "Emos" consider this place to be a public brewery, breeding ground and liquid vomitarium, the "Chavs" have a slightly different agenda. These track-suit tossers hunt the vulnerable prey that is the "Emo" by advancing from behind at roughly 2pm (By this time 95% of the "Emos" are paralytic) and stealing whatever the under-aged victim may be carrying so that they may return home to Ely by 8pm to purchase crack from a 36 year old mother of 274 children. More often than not this usually resorts to violence.

The less popular "functional family with 2.43989 children and a chihuahua / celestial horned aardvark" can be found scattered around the park brandishing plastic cutlery and various sandwiches and home-made pastries. These creatures tend to flee from the area within twenty minutes or so after being plonked on the bonce repeatedly with a half empty bottle of white storm by one of the intoxicated natives.
Safe bro. Me and Flipper Bill just "scored a draw" off Blodwin in Smallmans, wanna come to the blue shop and buy some motor oil so we can get "steamin'" and "block-up" in the doggin' tree about three thousand miles into Coopers field and perhaps steel a "peng" emos tampons brev? *insert incomprehendable local slang to finish the conversation"... Nice one
by Jumpedbyparrots January 13, 2011
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