Cornfused

A state of mind that occurs when a pushy boss generally referred to as a "cornhole" leans on subordinates with unreasonable expectations; nervous paranoia or fear of failure; loss of self-confidence.

That fucker has me cornfused... my stomach is churning, I feel like shitting my pants.

by the Big Bugga January 27, 2010

Glazed and Confused

When a young lady wakes up after a long night of drinking and getting facialized.

Troy woke up pretty hungover, but Kathy was left glazed and confused.

by robdoe November 10, 2010

Confused

What? How did I get here? Where the...

Hey! What's going on? Jesus Christ! TELL ME!! What the?? I'm confused!! What's going on here? AHHH!

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004

Hella confused

Beyond {shook}. Beyond confused. Wig gone. Wig flew. {Shookith}. {Amazed}.

Our teacher said our report was due on {Tuesday}, she gave us the report on {Monday}.

I was {Hella confused}.

by Hella confused July 30, 2018

CONFLUSED

TO BE CON (FUCKING) FUSED , BEWILDERED, NO IDEA AT ALL , MIXED UP

YOU GOT ME CONFLUSED WITH YOUR LAST BITCH.

by tastie cakes lmao October 20, 2008

conflused

Unable to think clearly due to symptoms of the flu or cold.

I was so sick last week. I was conflused and could not think straight!

by carickster August 9, 2016

chongfused

The act of being both high and confused

"Bro I'm so high I'm confused"
"You're chongfused, dude."

by Chongfusedman May 9, 2018