Convergence

the coming together of two farts to create a super fart

When Bill and Tom farted, Karen was stuck in the area of the Convergence.

by ps8110bill March 28, 2009

Conkering

"To play conkers with your testicles"

The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.

"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"

by RarePoodle June 12, 2015

Concerting

To be on Concerta.

Ben has been working on his lab top all day concerting for his online classes.

by dffdsaklf;jdsal;k October 13, 2013

Convergence

When two anal gas excretions are mixed together to make one smell so horrible that it causes someone to pass out.

After Tom and Bill get done saddlebacking each other for hours on end, they like to end their romantic session by creating a big convergence for themselves from their newly stretched anal parts. Then they hold and caress each other softly while they slowly drift off to sleep.

by RockaRolla20 May 27, 2009

Convergical Exodus

A phrase used when a group, more than two, leave and office on a Friday afternoon. Mostly used in the music business. Can be related to a Biblical exodus.

My boss, his assistant, and I wanted to leave on Friday afternoon from the office, so we had a Convergical Exodus.

by Matt or Mark January 16, 2008

Covering the Manhole

When a guy puts his balls to another guys asshole and removes them repeatedly, kind of like a wrecking ball, but more like covering and uncovering a manhole.

Friend 1: Dude I swear those guys are covering the manhole when they are alone.
Friend 2: Ugh dude I can't get that image out of my mind...

by thesunroom May 28, 2014

convergentism

A phenomenon in which the sublime (anachronistically called the "divine") is part of the universe in contrast to being separate from the universe.

A complete conflation of the divine and the natural.

Argues that the universe Is God.

Naturalism.

Spinoza practiced convergentism.

Contrapositive to emergentism in which the sublime is COMPLETELY separate from the divine (natural).

by tomorrowtomorrow December 21, 2018