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contradiction

The opposite of argument. From a legendary Monty Python sketch.
That's not an argument, it's contradiction!
No it isn't!
by octopod November 9, 2003
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Mindless Contradictions

Mindless Contradictions experiments with Industrial/Progressive/Electronica combined...breaking
barriers and bringing out the other side of Industrial Metal. Fast paced electronic beats fused with brain-crushing powerchords and quiet melodies bring out the best of such influences as Dream Theater, the Prodigy, and Nine Inch Nails.But don't think this is just another band trying to follow in the footsteps of their idols, copying the music note by note.

This is something else entirely. And so is the music.
Man Mindless Contradictions gets me all high!
by Robert Holls November 6, 2004
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M-Contradiction

To accept a statement or already formed opinion and agree with it- only to disagree and argument against it, within one sentence.
"I already said, that i agree with you on that, BUT i dont think that i can really agree with that."
"There it is, Again another M-Contradiction!"
by Irksofkhocoamrjvoalw June 21, 2022
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contradicktion/contradicktory

Where a dude claims to just like how a gal looks overall and/or just want a platonic friendship, but his massive bulging hard-on sends a totally different message.
Well-hung dude: I used to unintentionally scare off the ladies with my major contradicktion/contradicktory crotch-appearance until I learned to "relieve the pressure" just shortly before I went to meet the gal, so that Lulu would be too limp and exhausted to "jump to attention" at the first sight of the "luscious looker".
by QuacksO April 18, 2018
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god of contradictions

a happy little god invented by jimmy kaos to explain continuity errors and contradictory terms in his writing.
Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)
the god of contradictions sure is hairy
by qwerty March 25, 2004
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Contrabiction

A contradictory contribution.

Also can be used in the form "Contrabictory"
Adam: The best place for the water cooler is in the north-east corner of the office.

Kelly: Obviously, with the kitchen in the south-west corner, the water cooler should be in the south-west corner.

Darren: Thank you for your helpful contrabiction Kelly.
by The Noam Gnome May 27, 2011
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Contraditional

adj. Something that isn't just not traditional, it's actually against tradition
Contradtional predicate nominatives is starting with sentences

It is contraditional for Jews to eat pork, i think.


Not only did Holly have to ask Dave out on their first date, but they went to a buffet.

Even though Nashville is the country music capital, there are more rap radio stations.

For his last meal before he was executed, Jeffrey asked for clay pancakes with iron chips and fried cat heads wrapped in horse bacon
by bullzion January 1, 2009
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