contraception face

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

by genjon November 27, 2007

Alaskan contraceptive

A method of contraception involving sticking ones balls in the snow for several hours in an attempt to inactivate the sperm, and thereby prevent pregnancy.

She couldn't get the pill, and he couldn't go to the store because of the blizzard, and they wanted to keep warm, so they used the Alaskan contraceptive.

by Grande02 November 2, 2008

contraceptive

Capable of preventing conception.


A device, drug, or chemical agent that prevents conception.

YeA? So? Wanna fight about it?!

by LarstaiT November 12, 2003

barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse

dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

oh contrare

ON THE MOTHERFUCKING CONTRARY

B) I'm going to FIGHT you
A) OH MOTHERFUCKING CONTRARE
BAM fucking GUN fucking DEAD!!!

A) "Oh contrare isn't really how it's spelled."

B)OH CONTRARE

by RUNESCAPE111 April 13, 2011

confargled

when somthin really fucked up has just happened

oh shit this is so fuckin confargled

that guy in the wheelchair is confargled

by joel keightley February 7, 2004

Contrasensus

The opposite to the English language technique 'Pathetic Fallacy'.

The weather/environment being an opposition to your emotions.

When the environment (specifically the weather) is opposed to the feelings or emotions of the individual.

Person 1: It's tipping it down outside! How miserable.
Person 2: What a juxtaposition, I feel great today!
Person 3: Actually, it's contrasensus!
...

'The rain when the two kiss is an example of contrasensus,'

by roncock December 27, 2012