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contagion

(v) to go to extreme measures to avoid getting sick as in wearing a gas mask.
*cough cough cough*

Are you sick? I'm about to go contagion on your ass.
by Truth Serum Now September 15, 2011
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Chronic Contagious Nymphomania

1. An irrational desire to engage in intercourse with any member of the opposite sex.

2. A little diagnosed condition in which very strong sex drive passes continuously from person to person in a group or people or small community.

Also known as "CCN" or "The Lok Virus", Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can pass from one person to another regardless of gender. Physical contact is unnecessary for it to contract. There is ongoing research into how CCN is actually transferred, although it nearly always takes an infected person to converse about said sex urges to pass on.
In some female patients, symptoms appear to fade over the duration of menstruation, but may return at the end of it. This is still being investigated.
It is indefinite how long each bout of the virus can last. There is no known cure, as sexual activity can either relieve or enhance CCN, though it has been observed in some patients that merely discussing intercourse can have an enhancing effect on CCN.
Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can be seen as a positive or a negative condition.
Nick: Damn, I've got an incurable sex drive.
Tash: Haha... you've got CCN as well?
Nick: Chronic contagious nymphomania? Seems like it.
Tash: Mine's been wearing off a bit... I probably passed it on to you haha.
Lok: Sucked in, I've been free of it for a few weeks!
Tash: Yeah, but it's sure to come back.
by Dr Maarkan May 9, 2008
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contagious drunk

When Melissa goes out to party but doesn’t drink. So she tries too hard and pretends to be drunk telling all of her friends that she gets “contagious drunk”. AKA she is a moron. Let’s hope she doesn’t get a contagious hangover.
I don’t drink; but I get contagious drunk.
by JessTheRealist May 19, 2018
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Contagion

A cool guy that plays video games.

Owns all the hardcore ladies.

But still keeps the one main honey.
That Contagion owns all the hardcore ladies while playing video games, but still keeps the one main honey.
by A Contagion September 26, 2004
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(AAC) or Asian Aphasian Contagion

An expansion of the condition 'aphasia' which implies an affliction where the sufferer experiences loss of ability to articulate ideas, thus elaborated more precisely to define that which individuals living in Tibetan China are experiencing current under Chinese rule.
Jane: "Did you hear that YouTube & Google were down over the weekend in Tibet? I don't know what's going on with the protests!"

John: "I know. The people there got struck with a case of (AAC) or Asian Aphasian Contagion.
by Joe (Bigsky770) March 18, 2008
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Contagious Profile Picture Trend

Also known as CPPT, it is a trend when you see one brave friend who decides to change his/her facebook profile picture, so you change your profile picture and eventually about 20 or more friends have all changed their picture because it's contagious.

This trend goes in waves because it's contagious.

One can wonder how contagious this trend is and if the trend really ever ends?
Friend 1 changed their profile picture.
...1 hour later
Friend 1 and five other friends changed their profile picture.

Friend 2: Looks like my friends are going through the contagious profile picture trend.
by Freakin Bob!! March 14, 2011
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Contagion deniers

People who ignorantly believe that governments are overreacting to the covid-19 pandemic.
It's 3/20/20 and I'm in Colorado, surrounded by contagion deniers. When the Tsunami of sick hits by the first week of April, contagion deniers won't exist, just sorry people who didn't practiçe social distancing when it mattered.
by kdelik March 20, 2020
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