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Consume cun-SOOM- Verb:

1) In fantasy football, to pass someone in either the total score of a matchup or in the projections.

2) In fantasy football, when a running back or receiver gets a heavier workload than the usual starter.
Exp: "The Shady Bunch have consumed the Brown Town Legends in the projections after the defense glitch."
Exp: "Kareem Hunt has consumed Nick Chubb, leaving him a bum-ass nigga."
by Hoss171717 November 15, 2019
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photobooth consulter

A person who uses photobooth in public for means of checking one's appearance. Most photobooth consulters attempt to use photobooth in public as if they were in a private situation.
The photobooth consulter quickly command-Qed her photobooth when she realized there were people standing behind her as she examined herself on the screen of her mac.
by erieee November 17, 2009
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consumerize

To take a product and prepare it for sale to the mass market.
Microsoft helped to consumerize home computers, with the release of Microsoft Windows; a simple, user friendly operating system.
by Fargen December 4, 2007
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Butter Consumer

Someone who consumes large amounts of butter.
Person A: Yo that guy over there just bought like 40 sticks of butter.

Person B: Fucking butter consumer.
by Butter Consumer May 7, 2021
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I will consume your ankles

Superior threat reserved only for the elite
You better be taking care of yourself or else I will consume your ankles.”
by Nye, Bill February 12, 2020
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Consumer-Communist

A half-assed revolutionary who manifests his/herself through protest and demanding a reduction in consumer prices. Crowds tend to consist of ultra PC psuedo-totalitarian sexually promiscuous fanatics who pussy out at the thought of cutting back on their consumer wants.

The proposed solutions (instead of playing by the rules of supply and demand forces, organized boycott, substitute good awareness) are government bailouts - in other words, subsidies for all well-to-do corporations so that they can willingly slash their prices for their upscale brand-name products.

This trend is prototypical of the post-2009 recession Obamamania and the ongoing contagiousness of the cliche term, "CHANGE".
Those consumer-communist douchebags are out protesting in-front of the White House. Some of them are lesbian sumo wrestlers demanding "cheaper prices on Haagen-Dazs ice-cream or else!".
by WeIsAllVictims November 9, 2009
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consumerism

Consumerists are slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs they hate so they can buy shit they don't need. They are the middle children of history. No purpose or place. They have no great war, or great depression. Their great war should be a spiritual war. Their great depression is their lives. Raised by television to believe that one day they'll all be millionaires , movie gods and rock stars. But they won't.
All you read and..
Wear or see and..
Hear on TV..
Is a product..
Begging.. for your..
Fatass.. dirty..
Dollar.
by Tyler Durden April 21, 2004
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