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constantine maroulis

The hottest guy in the world, very talented singer on American Idol.
by whatever April 20, 2005
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Julia Constantelos

The most amazing, perfect, intelligent, athletic, beautiful, kind person in the world.
Julia Constantelos is PERFECT
by crewtrombone October 14, 2012
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constantine maroulis

I voted for Constantine Maroulis for 2 hours after the show..
by HOLLii March 24, 2005
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constantinople

A city which is currently under the custody of Turkey (since it has been besieged by the Ottomans in the 1400's) but in fact belongs to Greece (Hellenic Republic).

Constaninople is erroneously called "Istanbul" by the Turks (at least, that's how they call it). It is the capital of the Eastern Orthodox Religion, since centuries ago.

Constantinople will soon be captured by Russia, and this will happen because of the big disputes between Europe and Turkey (thus Turkey will no more have control of it) and then it will once again be given to its original owner (the Hellenic Republic, or Greece).
After Constantinople is freed from the dirty dogs (turks)

1/3 of Turks will be converted to Christianity
1/3 will die in the big slaughter which is coming soon
1/3 will flee to Asia
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upside-down constantine

A sexual position involving an albino, a jungle gym, and a large lack of self-esteem. Similar to a lawn mower, but requires more strength in the person being suspended.

WARNING: may cause lack of blood-flow to the brain and/or penis.
"Casper came over to my house, and we were so drunk, that I decided to let him give me an upside-down constantine. Man, I still can't think straight!"
by Eleni-Face January 4, 2008
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Constantinople

Was Greek, is Greek, and will always be Greek.

Constantinople is the eternal Capital of Greece.
I'm going to Constantinople, to greek Constantinople that is.
by Sherman February 9, 2005
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constantinescu

The surname of the biggest bigmen out there.
Did you see that constantinescu, he's so big.
by fax69420imstraight March 7, 2022
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