Libbies and Connies

Short for Liberals and Conservatives. A Libby is a derogatory term for someone who preaches non stop about social issues without having a clue what they are talking about. A Connie, on the other hand, is an insulting term for someone whose head is still up BushSr./Reagan/Nixon/W's buttcrack.

Gary: It's not right that we are able to eat this food when there are still poor children starving in Third World countries!
Lisa: Oh spare me, you fucking Libby

Janine: Dear God, you have George W. Bush's picture framed above your bed?! I never knew you were such a Connie!

Random Hippy: Can't the Libbies and Connies all just get along?

by Drewnine March 15, 2009

consequestion

An almost obvious or inevitable question to ask, given a certain situation or previous statement

K: If you botox your face, did you also get a boob job?
M: Lol!! No you didn't just ask me that!!
K: Logical consequestion!

by Kobboi November 28, 2012

Consequences will never be the same

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

by Professor Vix July 26, 2010

Condie

1. A name given to a person of the opposite sex that you find attractive.
2. A mythical creature said to be so attractive, anyone who looks at it will melt.

Weoo, I've spotted me a condie.

OMGosh, look at that condie over there. I just melted in my pants.

by iknowyouloveit November 24, 2010

consensus

The majority of opinion. Usually reffering to a majority of people in a group that have agreed to something.

The consensus of the group was that they should improvise for the play :)

by 0wNaGe.LTD February 22, 2007

Connie Dukes

Daisy Dukes worn by over weight, white, single moms to the Walmart.

Steve: "Did you see those Connie Dukes."
Tricia: "Yes, i think I'm going to be sick!"

by shart44077 December 12, 2012

Hygiene Conscience

The little voice in the back of your head all non-goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pigs have telling them not to be a goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pig.

Holy fuck Janice, I've cleaned the kitchen four times today already; don't you have a hygiene conscience!?

by Ramfar June 1, 2011