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Girl friend: I need some help with my history essay
You: ok cool, I'll teach you about william the conqueror.
You: ok cool, I'll teach you about william the conqueror.
by cranking it up March 13, 2011
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Classes are: Archer, Warrior, Trojan and Tao (When you reach lvl 40, you can choose to become either a water or fire tao)
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Classes are: Archer, Warrior, Trojan and Tao (When you reach lvl 40, you can choose to become either a water or fire tao)
You get to interact with other players around the world and what not.
by Justdie April 16, 2006
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An attractive young woman under 30 who steals an older woman's younger lover, hot older husband or rich older hubby or lover away.
"Did you hear what happened to Debra?"
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Damn dude, theres no new videos on YouTube, I have no friend requests on facebook and Obama isn't tweeting on twitter. I conquered the internet.
by SpyderNinja September 13, 2009
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