Coney Island cyclone

An extreme power blumpkin utilizing the chemical reaction of Mentos and Diet Coke.

Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant

Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.

"Nicole's parents disowned her after they found that their house had been hit by the dreaded Coney Island cyclone."

(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin November 4, 2006

Collywhompkins

Crazy, out of whack, messed up; more so than "caddywhompus"; or
The evolved form of "caddywhompus."

Dude, that's so collywhompkins.

by Peachy-Keen July 24, 2009

conky tonk

A derogatory term used for a homo-sexual australian indian, especially a fat one.

See that fat cunt? he really is a conky tonk

by Jdaddy83au October 8, 2007

Coney Island Whitefish

A used condom, usually found floating in the water.

love to bone.

by Will, Dan, Emily @ the CC March 31, 2003

coney bun

The practice of lubricating a girl's ass cheeks and then having sex with just the ass crack ala titty fucking.

My girl didn't want to have sex so I talked her into letting me coney bun her.

by Godseystyle July 13, 2009

The Coney Island

a manually administered sexual adventure involving a hotdog bun wrapped snugly about the phallus. The Coney Island can be an accoutrement of autoerotic activity or the impassioned ballet of lovers twain. Much like the staple of the American foodscape, the member may be ensconced in sauer kraut, celery salt, basel, loganberries, etc.

Receiver of The Coney Island: "Yo bitch, how's bout we forget the condoms and mints and go straight to the condomints. I'm ready to get my Coney Island on." (Aforementioned 'bitch' then wraps his engorged penis with a hotdog bun, covers it in relish, and gets bizzzay.) "Baby, it may not be a foot-long, but it's 100% Kosher beef...oh yeah, you got it. ...it's a juicy one, don't squirt your eye, baby. . .goddamn that's enriched wheat. .ahhh. .ahhh. ahhhhhhh. . .SHAZAAAAAAAAAAM."

by TheHumanTunneler June 11, 2006

coolywooly

just about the coolest word you can use. try using it in every sentence you say!

person 1: d00d tht ncklace u hav is coolywooly!
person 2: i kno rit?!?! et it is coolywooly like you!
person 1: d'awwww! ur so coolywooly!

by diane! June 16, 2008