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Shy Bitch Confusion

When you can't tell if someone is shy or is just a bitch.
Person 1 - "Look at her over in the corner all by herself with that smirk on."

Person 2 - "Dude, maybe she just has shy bitch confusion"
by SEA_0814 April 6, 2011
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confustion

1. Confusion and frustration. 2. A heated situation amongst well meaning people due to a breakdown in communication. 3. A breakout of fury from cultural animosities leading to war. 4. An accident by a senile person.
1. Talks at the UN often lead to confustion. 2. He loved his wife but she confusted him all to much when talking politics. 3. The teacher was great because he was patient with even the the most confusted students.
by Anthony .A. Hedayat January 10, 2005
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Positive Confusion

Sven: Steve you look lost, are you sure you're all right?
Steve (In an obvious state of positive confusion): I am positive I don't know where I am.
by bubbaron2004 May 5, 2010
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Confussion

A cross between 'confusion' and 'concussion'.

A confussion is when somebody, confused to the point of insanity/a breakdown, abruptly drops into a coma-like state. (Or simply gives up in frustration, and refuses to speak or move.)
Beth got a confussion over her English coursework.
by The Devil-Lady October 15, 2009
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land of confusion

A rock song by Genesis and covered by Disturbed.
There's too many men, too many people
Making too many problems
And there's not much love to go around
Can't you see this is a land of confusion?
by DontEverJudgeMe March 18, 2008
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Cockussion

The worn out feeling and look a woman has after she has been well fucked, causing a woman to not be able to move or think straight.
She just laid on the bed hair all a mess, she tried to get up and go to the washroom but was unable due to recieving a severe cockussion from her new man.
by Movie Muscle November 15, 2009
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Cooch Contusion

Painful bruising that results from a Smash Bang fusion.
I hope your muscles warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (Get loose)
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"
by Oreosbestfriend March 20, 2011
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