cotitious

Absent-minded, lost in thought

I'm sorry I'm late. I've been so cotitious these days.

by Jason A. Heidemann January 17, 2008

Conscious

1. adj: Being in a state of awareness; alert (Antonym: Ignorant)

2. adj: Meaningful; with intent

3. adj: Awake; alive (Antonyms: Unconscious, "Knocked-Out")

See also consciousness

Definition 1: Alan was conscious that his decision would decide for the entire jury.

Definition 2: Jason made the conscious choice to ignore his brother's warnings and went to the party.

Definition 3: After being hit by the falling brick, he was lucky to still be conscious.

by Valiton Aloysius July 29, 2005

Continous circuit

A term used in the porn industry to describe a sex scene, where the male talent is able to fully insert his penis inside his own ass.

We need it quite on the set, Jim is about to make a “continous circuit” in the grand finale of the scene.

by Hamper Hunter May 31, 2022

diet-conscious

People who concern about having a balanced diet.

"The portions are simply too big for the diet-conscious".

by Claire Dall August 20, 2017

Sin-Conscious

When someone frequently asks themselves whether or not they could use the sine rule or any sine-related formula to solve an unfamiliar sexy-looking geometry or trigonometry question.

When asked before a group of math educators at a church meeting if he sees himself as sin-conscious, David was tongue-tied, because he’s not sure if it’s a math or morality question: Could they be asking him if he easily succumbs to temptation when, say, seeing a scantily clad woman in public or on Facebook or on magazine covers?

by Numerati August 20, 2023

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.

“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement”
- Jake Paul

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

conscious uncoupling

A bullshit term used by people who take a relationship/marriage and any children involved lightly to excuse their behavior to people that they consider themselves above.

We will use the term "Conscious Uncoupling" to excuse our selfish behavior to stupid people when announcing our divorce so as to give the illusion of our higher intellect, which in reality, is quite sub-pedestrian in nature. This term will also divert attention away from how we were too lazy to find a way to adjust our self absorbed behavior for the sake of the children affected by this trauma.

by Your Papi May 6, 2014