From Rapaul's DragU show. Female contestants, guided by seasoned drag queens from Rupaul's Drag Race, fight to be the fiercest drag queen. Rupaul congradulates (or condraguates) the contestant who finishes with top honors with this word.
by Vajay J September 25, 2010
Get the Condragulations mug.The opposite of a competent and conscientious computer programmer.
Congrammers usually don't RTFM and frequently deliver buggy and unmaintainable code, which programmers will loathe them for.
Congrammers survive in the corporate world by deceiving non-technical managers who naively appreciate them for their ass-kissing qualities and "yes sir" attitude. Some congrammers manage to go unsupervised, and by the time managers realize how badly they have damaged their product, it's sometimes too late to go back and have a programmer fix everything.
Congrammers are unlikely to give programmers any real credit for saving their projects, but programmers must willingly help them anyway since otherwise they won't be considered "team players".
Congrammers usually don't RTFM and frequently deliver buggy and unmaintainable code, which programmers will loathe them for.
Congrammers survive in the corporate world by deceiving non-technical managers who naively appreciate them for their ass-kissing qualities and "yes sir" attitude. Some congrammers manage to go unsupervised, and by the time managers realize how badly they have damaged their product, it's sometimes too late to go back and have a programmer fix everything.
Congrammers are unlikely to give programmers any real credit for saving their projects, but programmers must willingly help them anyway since otherwise they won't be considered "team players".
Programmer 1: Hey, I can't follow this module.c code. It's filled with like magic constants and 2,000 line functions. I don't think this guy understood pointers, either... and why did he write his own shitty version of strtol()? WTF...
Programmer 2: Oh yeah... that was all done a while ago by Paul, our old congrammer at the time. After 3 years of shit they finally wised up and let him go. Your guess is as good as mine... Anyways, welcome to the team and good luck fixing that code.
Programmer 1: FML
Programmer 2: Oh yeah... that was all done a while ago by Paul, our old congrammer at the time. After 3 years of shit they finally wised up and let him go. Your guess is as good as mine... Anyways, welcome to the team and good luck fixing that code.
Programmer 1: FML
by rylesny November 9, 2009
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by Scottymcdergymheim September 2, 2010
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Conglaturation !!!
You have compelted a great game.
And prooved the justice of our culture.
Now go and rest our heroes !
yes..."prooved"
You have compelted a great game.
And prooved the justice of our culture.
Now go and rest our heroes !
yes..."prooved"
by SkaRobotCaptain July 3, 2007
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"Congratumafuckinglations."
"Shit, I left the coffeepot on all weekend!"
"Well, congratumafuckinglations! You probably burned the building down."
"Congratumafuckinglations."
"Shit, I left the coffeepot on all weekend!"
"Well, congratumafuckinglations! You probably burned the building down."
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Her:aww man congratulations I'm so happy for you but I am also a bit jealous! Congratulous!
Her:aww man congratulations I'm so happy for you but I am also a bit jealous! Congratulous!
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