confagulate

It means to want to shove a pickle up up your butt

i confagulate

by wiiwhene March 3, 2026

confratulate

Used to a)congratulate a fat person and b)congratulate someone else if you are fat

The fat kid was confratulated by his dad for walking past the pie shop without going in.

by Will3842 December 25, 2008

Confratulate

verb
To converse.

related words: confratulation (noun), confratulating (adj.)

Person 1: "Look a Jim and Sally confratulating over there."
Person 2: "Ya, they are really getting to know eachother."

I may just go and confratulate with Suzie and maybe get her number.

by JoVah December 9, 2008

Conflabolate

To engage contact with a goat in a virtual world.

I was trying to conflabolate the goat, but instinctively it levitated to avoid it's immanent doom.

by JoshDEWa October 21, 2008

conflatulations

A word to express congratulence. Positive acknowledgment of a loud and/or smelly fart

Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'

by HankTheBusDriver January 22, 2015

confugulate

(n.) Absolutely destroying any logical pretenses because of your current condition.

D How did last night go?
G I don't think we're talking anymore.
D Didn't you tell her how you feel?
G Confugulated.

by milkbasket June 15, 2016

confligurate

To penetrate with aggressive precision.

He had to confligurate with his partner this evening to demonstrate his intense passion.

by Wipark August 23, 2017