conceited

self centered, earth revolves around you, everything has to be your way, snobby, bitchy, annoying
KIM CHAPMAN AND MICHELLE

kim is so conceited...
...so is michelle

by majestic mysta ree of masta peace September 27, 2003

Concrete Pizza

A concrete pizza occurs when plant matter such as grass and leaves finds its way or is placed onto a concrete or cement surface before it dries. For added effect, one may put tomatoes, onions, and even pepperoni in the mix. If a sealer is applied onto a concrete pizza, it is then known as a complete concrete pizza.

WARNING: Concrete pizzas are not edible. Consumption will result in dental damage, esophageal lacerations, digestive system shutdown, and probably death. If ingested, contact Wendy Northcutt from the Darwin Awards immediately, because you would be a serious candidate for the award.

Note: Concrete pizzas can be ugly and structurally weak; customers are highly unlikely to pay for them.

"The customer was not very impressed by the concrete pizza on his porch, and was even less impressed when we sealed it with tomatoes and onions.

by CapitaoChaos April 24, 2014

five times harder than concrete

Something very difficult. Based on the rescue from the Beaconsfield gold mine in Australia where the rescuers encountered rock said to be times harder than concrete.

That exam was five times harder than concrete.

by diggler2002 September 6, 2008

Take a Concrete pill

Harden Up

Man That Guy Needs to Take a Concrete Pills and Harden The Fuck Up

by Rugbyfan69 June 3, 2009

concrete general

Simply put, the boss of the street; controls the flow of commodities and/or whores on the street.

A: shit son, make way for the concrete general.

B: y'all know who I am!

by T. Polkinghorne March 23, 2008

Concerted Game

1. Antonym of cockblock.
2. Spitting game about how awesome you are, but more importantly, how good your friends are.
3. Taking one for the team when necessary.
4. Making sure everyone gets some that night, at (almost) any cost.

Look, there's three girls and three of us. Instead of all trying to hook up with the hot one, let's use concerted game! Alex, you get the fat friend while Andy and I will flip a coin for the hot bitch. The loser will get the intellectual.

by Johnny Appleseeed August 26, 2005

concrete crown

A term used to define a shit that at first is difficult to dump, but, once the first inch is out, slides out no problem.

Damn, I thought my ass was going to be in for a hurting, but that dump just had a concrete crown.

by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008