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weenage complexium

Is a disorder of the male gender. Usually affects men that have an embarrassingly small penis. and have developed a complex about it.
Darren was diagnosed with weenage complexium.
by Kboucher February 4, 2005
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CoD Complexion

The acne ridden state of your skin after an all-nighter spent eating pizza, drinking soda, and playing any brand new or recently bought Call of Duty game.
Guy One-Dude, I just bought black ops, I'm gonna order some pizza and play it all night. Wanna come with?

Guy Two-Naw man, I just blew my budget on fancy soaps cleaning out my cod complexion from Modern Warfare 2.
by Jay Macaroni November 24, 2010
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Irreducible Complexity

As has been stated, it is a favorite argument used amongst creationists to claim that some organic systems are too complex to have evolved as such.

In other words, it is the argument of "I don't understand how it works, therefore it's wrong."

Ironically, it can be used as an argument against God, too.
Creationist: "You can't explain how an eye evolved, it's too complex to have sprung up on its own. It's irreducible complexity."

Scientist: "Of course it can, you're just incapable of understanding the concept that it takes millions of years for features to evolve in to the things we see today."

Creationist: "Nuh-uhhhh."

Scientist: "Fine, please tell me exactly how your 'God' made the eye."

Creationist: "He made it in his own image."

Scientist: "How exactly did he do it, lay out the steps for me on the precise methods used."

Creationist: "I don't know...."

Scientist: "Thus, by your own logic, you've just disproved God. Fantastic job, let me buy you a beer."
by dumaitisagain October 3, 2011
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Complexitizer

A thing which adds to the complexity of other things, with or without clear reason for doing so.
There are two kinds of pride... The kind where you take pride in your accomplishments, and the kind where you are prideful... The first is good, the second is an endless source of trouble and life complexitizers.
by Prince Demitri February 11, 2012
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web complexion

ones face and or skin tone when webcaming actions of sexual nature.

p.s this just came to me in a vision. when dozing off talking on live stream . after a day of consuming rockstar enegry fuel and coffee the whole day.

i thought the world should know :)
group in the break room at work , hey man i saw you on ch@urb@te you have a nice web complexion. wtf , it was a private show! i was hacked!
by kingoffighters2012 August 13, 2012
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Complexia

A disorder that causes people to loose muscle, and very hardly get it back. Usually develops within ages 15-25.
People with Complexia usually live for up to 9-10 more years after they get it.
Guy 1: "hey, why does that guy over there look so weak?"

Guy 2: "he's suffering from complexia."
by NothingMoreOrLessThanMars November 8, 2010
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Complexinating

1. Ignorantly making a situation worse
2. Unknowingly adding drama to someone's life
1.
Tabby: I saw Lana flirting with Matt earlier!
Shayna: Oh, so the rumor of him cheating is true?
Tabby: Well, he denied every accusation, so maybe Lana is just complexinating it. After all, she IS a slut.

2.
Emily: I have so much homeowork in chemistry, I won't have enough time to study for my English test! Plus, I have tennis tryouts tonight! I'm so stressed!
Beth: Wait, so you won't be able to come to my party?!
Emily: You're making it worse!
Beth: Sorry that I'm complexinating things, we can hang out just the two of us later. It's totally fine.
by junjuns dictionary April 1, 2009
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