Skip to main content

school computer

A computer that the school sends you.

What you are bound to get in a school computer:

Old hardware

Bad Antivirus software

Extremely strict parental controls

The inability to download anything

Internet Explorer

An old integrated graphics card

The desire to buy a more powerful PC and then break your school computer over one of the teachers' heads

The desire to force the school to pay for said PC
"Uggh, this school computer is shit. I can't even change the background"

"Dude, I feel your pain. "

"Fuck this piece of shit. I'm gonna go save up for a better computer"

"Yeah, me too."
by Myswea T. Balls April 2, 2010
mugGet the school computer mug.

computer science

The study of making porn more readily available, to make it easier and faster to download, and to make what you're looking for easier to find.
by MoonKnight November 18, 2002
mugGet the computer science mug.

Compersion

A feeling of joy when a loved one invests in and takes pleasure from another romantic or sexual relationship.

Commentary: Compersion can be thought of as the opposite of "jealousy;" it is a positive emotional reaction to a loved one's other relationship. The term was coined by the Kerista Commune. It differs from candaulism in that compersion does not specifically refer to joy regarding the sexual activity of one's partner, but refers instead to joy at the relationship with another romantic and/or sexual partner. It is analagous to the feeling of joy a parent feels when their children marry or that best friends feel for each other when they are happy in a romantic relationship.
I feel compersion when I see my husband come home happy from spending time with his girlfriend. His happiness brings me happiness
by Joreth April 8, 2010
mugGet the Compersion mug.

comptar

Alternate spelling of "computer". Usually employed in reference to personal computers, often by fools or in jest.
"Dude, format c: broke my comptar! WTF!!1119!"
by Big Dave August 2, 2004
mugGet the comptar mug.

Computer Slut

A stupid slut whom usually stay up 24/7, who exposes her body on the net, on websites such as youtube, myspace, facebook, and twitter. This type of slut also engages in sexual activity with random men from these websites. She also enjoys intercourse thorugh the center of her anal region.
I met a girl on myspace and her name is Cynthia . What a Computer slut I thought to myself because she exposes her tits on myspace
by Craimerfuck December 25, 2009
mugGet the Computer Slut mug.

Computer Club

First rule of computer club: Do not talk about computer club.
*absent chatter pertaining to computer club*
by Crackerjam May 1, 2010
mugGet the Computer Club mug.

School Computer

A device with low amounts of ram, that nobody likes, and was really cheap.
Did you hear about the new phone coming out? I hear it’s a school computer!
by Pseudonym? More like Pooseudon December 24, 2019
mugGet the School Computer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email