A computer that the school sends you.
What you are bound to get in a school computer:
Old hardware
Bad Antivirus software
Extremely strict parental controls
The inability to download anything
Internet Explorer
An old integrated graphics card
The desire to buy a more powerful PC and then break your school computer over one of the teachers' heads
The desire to force the school to pay for said PC
What you are bound to get in a school computer:
Old hardware
Bad Antivirus software
Extremely strict parental controls
The inability to download anything
Internet Explorer
An old integrated graphics card
The desire to buy a more powerful PC and then break your school computer over one of the teachers' heads
The desire to force the school to pay for said PC
"Uggh, this school computer is shit. I can't even change the background"
"Dude, I feel your pain. "
"Fuck this piece of shit. I'm gonna go save up for a better computer"
"Yeah, me too."
"Dude, I feel your pain. "
"Fuck this piece of shit. I'm gonna go save up for a better computer"
"Yeah, me too."
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A feeling of joy when a loved one invests in and takes pleasure from another romantic or sexual relationship.
Commentary: Compersion can be thought of as the opposite of "jealousy;" it is a positive emotional reaction to a loved one's other relationship. The term was coined by the Kerista Commune. It differs from candaulism in that compersion does not specifically refer to joy regarding the sexual activity of one's partner, but refers instead to joy at the relationship with another romantic and/or sexual partner. It is analagous to the feeling of joy a parent feels when their children marry or that best friends feel for each other when they are happy in a romantic relationship.
Commentary: Compersion can be thought of as the opposite of "jealousy;" it is a positive emotional reaction to a loved one's other relationship. The term was coined by the Kerista Commune. It differs from candaulism in that compersion does not specifically refer to joy regarding the sexual activity of one's partner, but refers instead to joy at the relationship with another romantic and/or sexual partner. It is analagous to the feeling of joy a parent feels when their children marry or that best friends feel for each other when they are happy in a romantic relationship.
I feel compersion when I see my husband come home happy from spending time with his girlfriend. His happiness brings me happiness
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