complasted

Completely

Wasted

YAY!

"I was complasted last night... and now it hurts like hell."

by not an internet name October 4, 2006

Computedmoon707

Very cool youtuber
Certified "pro gamer"
Hates pipe organs, Indianapolis state park system, scented candles and the word "insightful"
Plays on DyceCraft SMP

Likes the atmosphere

Believes Quebec does not exist

"Ayo bruh, have you seen the new "Computedmoon707 " video?" "Yeah it was very 😎epic😎"

by Computedmoon707 November 4, 2021

composer

someone who can party all night, smoke two packs a day, drink through a 6 pack, sleep for 20 hours, and then scribble on a pad of staff paper for five minutes and call it a hard day's work.

I'm a composer, I would know.

by beenabitchoncetoomuch August 14, 2009

Compused

a)Computer confused. When a website or program is being nothing but unreasonable and you don't know who to call/email/pay to explain it to you; When you're using a computer and it doesn't make sense.
b)May also refer to the disoriented state of mind felt when trying to concentrate on a laptop whilst interacting with something else.

*reading scumbag site that tells you you need software to log in- though doesn't tell you what software this may be*
You to friend:"What was that? Sorry, I'm compused"

by kawai-kowai March 18, 2011

Compost Cone

The adding of weed to the top of burnt ash to allow ash to sink/snap through the cone/bowl piece.

“Yo pack this compost cone it’s not sinking”

“Sinking Green allows ash to sink/snap”

by Mrbruce.Banner September 8, 2022

Love compost

The remnants of a rather twisted sexual encounter in which one or both parties are left with pooh all over them.

yeah, that tracy bird is well kinky, we got up to all sorts of crazy stuff last night, i left her place with love compost all over my chest!!!

by angry bry February 13, 2009

Spontaneously self-combusted

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.

"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

by ArticunoJynxNidorinaBeedril May 23, 2010