Skip to main content

Composting Flumpter

Person who falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor
John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.
by Chimikin October 5, 2022
mugGet the Composting Flumpter mug.

Compost mode

Constipation caused by the sometimes intention lack of pooping, especially while on vacation or faced with unfamiliar/uncomfortable options.
We went on vacation with my in-laws and I didn't take a dump for a week. Now I'm in compost mode.

We just returned from a weekend in a rental RV. I didn't understand how the shitter works but I'll be exiting compost mode shortly.
by mrbarbell October 9, 2023
mugGet the Compost mode mug.

Turning Compost

The gay equivolent to cutting your mates grass.
Did you hear about Chris fucking Simon? I can’t believe he’s turning compost behind Danny’s back. I thought they were mates?
by Composter December 12, 2018
mugGet the Turning Compost mug.

Compost Mantis

a rare species of praying mantis found in compost piles in North America and New Zealand
Wow, thats an incredible Compost Mantis, observe its beauty.
by bug thing June 6, 2013
mugGet the Compost Mantis mug.

white compost

Like white trash, but the individual eventually becomes useful.
What to y’all think of Holly? I used to think she was white trash, but she’s doing such good things now that she’s clearly white compost.
by Dolly Hanukkah March 14, 2021
mugGet the white compost mug.

Emotional Composting

Stuffing all your emotions down so you don't have to deal with their consequences to the point where they decompose and sew the seeds of healing.
After stuffing all my emotions for twenty years, now I can use emotional composting to learn how to deal with them better
by Spooky_1313 January 5, 2025
mugGet the Emotional Composting mug.

Composting

(Verb) a douchier form of "flexing". More easily accomplished by tools, d-bags or while wearing a wife beater. Occasionally associated with car-culture. Sometimes accompanied by retardation and Rod-in-ass syndrome.
ex) "The composting guy at the car-show embodied a near coma-brain tumor level of intelligence talking about his cars V-TEC "very tall engine cooling system". Fucking composting oh yeah, it's not about how you composting by your car, I'm a post, compost my own dick in ass.
by iAmSeagull October 2, 2023
mugGet the Composting mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email