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compoopter

A degrading term used to insult crashy computers. See computer.
GAH! Stupid freezing compoopter!
by Crys February 17, 2003
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Compooper friendly

A bathroom stall or restroom that is conductive to one taking a prolonged shit whilst youtubing on one's laptop. Wi-fi reception and proximity to power outlets are of high importance as well as increased privacy.
The second floor men's room is amazingly compooper friendly. I watched a whole season of Family Guy on Hulu while backing out 24 hot wings and three draft beers from lunch.
by KenTitus November 16, 2011
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Composted

The equivalent of “ I AM DEAD”, but you’re environmentally sound.
Hears a joke…
Oh my god that is so funny I am fucking composted
by Bh 81091 November 26, 2021
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Mack Cumpooter

You are at a local hot spot and see a fine bitch. You go up to her and mack on her. She is enlightened with you and gives you her screen name<-fuck that, you leave and add her to your buddy list then video chat with her and she gives you a striptease and is completely naked you cumshot over the video and fart very loudly and tell her to eat a cunt and give a number not a screen name.
This BiTCH gave me her screen name so i Mack Cumpootered her and it stunk up the WHOLE room.
by m mcdaddy April 20, 2007
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Chipootle

The act of eating a meal at Chipotle.
"My coworker Tahmina and I just HAD to Chipootle today for lunch...we have been craving Chipotle all week!"
by Koenigr January 11, 2012
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compoozled

That moment when you were just about to click or tap a link on a computer or handheld device, but something shifts or changes on the screen at the split second you do, resulting in clicking the wrong link and having to go back. Composite of computer and bamboozled because when you have been bamboozled by a computer, you have been compoozled.
Ugh... I just tried to send you a friend request but I got compoozled and sent it to someone else instead.
by WordSmithK November 25, 2018
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Compooter

Compooter
compooter is how i used to pronounce the word computer
by pnmnmorshshttkork June 2, 2025
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