Commodity rush

When a person who has been in a relationship for a long time becomes single and suddenly has a build up of people wanting to date them...most likely because the person in question was unobtainable for so long.

Kendra: "what's up with all the guys hitting on you lately?"
Korrie: "well me and Andrew just broke up after a year so it's just a commodity rush."

by KorrieKorruption April 25, 2009

commodameditation

The act of reflection in the morning as you sit on the toilet staring blankly into space.

While still numb to the world I struggled out of bed and then sat on the toilet to do some serious commodameditation.

by matti57 October 13, 2011

commodity literature

Any form of writting with the sole intention of generating money, usually by exploiting current social and or market trends.

Commodity literature;
Tween novels, ie Twightlight series, Harry Potter series
Romance novel, ie anything with Fabio Lanzoni featured on the cover

by Eric shoemem January 10, 2012

comedium

Some one who tells jokes that are just kinda funny.

His jokes are a little bit funny... he's a comedium.

by Kungfoolin May 23, 2016

Commodity Currency

A commodity currency is a currency that moves in a correlated step with the global price of primary commodities due to certain countries’ dependency on the export of raw materials for income.

The commodities include minerals like gold, copper, iron, coal, energy products such as oil and gas, precious metals, produced products like milk, etc.

Ben: "I wish we never went off the gold standard, we should've kept the dollar as a commodity currency."

Bob: "Hurr durr, a private institute managed by unelected people manipulating the economy through the use of fiat money is a great thing!!!"

(Bob is referring the the central bank of America.)

by Minarchistic August 17, 2021

The Commodity Effect

When an object or commodity goes from being as common as water when you are not looking for it, to extremely unethically rare when you do need it.

Dude, The Commodity Effect is so real right now. I never thought twice about this poster until I actually needed it, now I can't find it anywhere.

by phillip buttons April 10, 2017

Oversize commodity relocation technician

trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting

Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!

by pugsley89 September 14, 2019